Things I learned today...

[Ms. Porkchop]

1. People on the bus are rude as hell during winter and usually don't offer up their seats for 100 year old women. (I do.)

2. Wearing jeans when its bitterly cold and blowing snow will only make your legs numb and burning.

3. Dying your hair hot pink is a lot of work and bleach burns your scalp.

4. When you have a cold, the smell of bleach will clear out your sinuses and then proceed to make you sneeze 1,000,000 times in a row.

5. McDonald's when you are sick, no matter how tempting, will NOT make you feel any better.

[John Mora]

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I'm fine, how are you?

[Perversion]

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I learned that playing doctor is a viable outlet for one's sexual tensions even as one is well into his thirties.....

Oh, and a girl from work today taught me the meaning of the number three.

[Jamos]

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I learned that the universe hates me.

[Owl of Parliament]

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Free masons run the world!

And some stuff I copied:

- Hitler’s blood relatives are living in the U.S.

- The CIA commits over 100,000 serious crimes per year.

- The U.S. planned to explode an atomic bomb on the moon.

- An atomic bomb was dropped on North Carolina.

- The main hero of the movie Black Hawk Down is a convicted child molester.

- One of the Popes Wrote an Erotic Book

- Kent State wasn’t the only massacre of U.S. college students during the Vietnam era.

- Many of the Pioneering Feminists Opposed Abortion

- The World's Museums Contain Innumerable Fakes

- The Government Can Take Your House and Land, Then Sell Them to Private Corporations

- Carl Sagan Was an Avid Pot-Smoker

- The Suicide Rate Is Highest Among the Elderly

[altoecko]

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You don't need proof to show God exists. When you claim to be God though the same people who made the earlier statement, ask you to prove it.

Mascara is really painful when it clumps.

Eye-shadow is a ***** to get off

Purple pants are unusually comfy

People's reactions to a man wearing all purple, even make-up, is priceless.

Dying clothes is not that hard.

[Hyper Dingo]

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- Grimlock is a ****ing awesome toy

-If you go to Iraq little kids will throw rocks at you

[Ms. Porkchop]

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Pink pink pink!!!

[Chrome Homura]

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Oh and I don't like biology much anymore.

[Jamos]

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I learned that I'm terrified of the color pink!

[Armored]

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Aero bars are ****ing awesome.

[IRC]

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You don't need proof to show God exists. When you claim to be God though the same people who made the earlier statement, ask you to prove it.

The second one doesn't discount that God exists, just that you are him.

Pink pink pink!!!

RED RED RED!!!

[Jamos]

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The second one doesn't discount that God exists, just that you are him.

What he was trying to say is, you don't need proof of God, but if you say you are him then people will ask you to prove it.

[IRC]

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And I'm saying those are two different things. If he said Harry Truman instead of God would it still have been as clever?

[Jamos]

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You got me.

IRC: 25
Jamos: -6