|08-30-2007, 03:54 PM||#1|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In a moist and delicate gaping maw.
Series 964.87-Pure Tedium
This is a game. Not a fun game. Not an interesting game. But it is a game nonetheless. As the title indicates, the experience of playing this will induce pure tedium. If this game has more than 10 downloads in its first six months online, I've obviously done something wrong. Because you do not want to play this game. You might think you do, but trust me, you don't. Although I challenge anyone to play long enough to get into the tower at the end of map 7.
Valk, in his review of the game, did say that this has the best intro ever. So it might be worth downloading to see that. But once that is over, you will not want to play any further. Trust me on this.
Look at this extensive list of features:
*random battles confined to one dungeon
*expansive field maps
*the best name for a hero in any RPGM3 game ever
*ability to induce comas in the unlucky
*a rich, detailed fantasy world with a story that leaves you breathless...breathless in anticipation, waiting for SOME sort of story to actually begin
*a bonus dungeon to suck away more of your free time with no apparent reason for even existing
*clever puzzles that leave you wanting...for them to actually end
*a cliched fight against a character named "Final Boss"
*an ending that makes you regret all the hours you put into playing this
In short, I implore you...DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME.
|09-19-2008, 11:46 PM||#2|
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: between dimensions
Re: Series 964.87-Pure Tedium
what are you talking about man this game is even better then the one with a million spoilers and a you suck sign