29 users online. no one's posting.

[Perversion]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

I think American hero just solved all of our problems......

No, actually Jack Handey did.


And AH, her name is Marta, not Martha. If you're gonna quote Deep Thoughts without referencing it as such, the LEAST you can do it quote it correctly.

[Toaster]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

Teh Pav is about as alive as Adrian's sex life.

[Adrian Foley]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

Teh Pav is about as alive as Toaster's sex life.

Fixed.

[Ωbright]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

And AH, her name is Marta, not Martha. If you're gonna quote Deep Thoughts without referencing it as such, the LEAST you can do it quote it correctly.

[American Hero]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby.

[LunarWingCloud]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

You're all retarded.

This is more of a lurker site. It's full of lurkers.

Always.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

YOU'RE full of lurkers!

[LunarWingCloud]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

YOU'RE full of lurkers!

You know just the right things to say (well, post) to me! ='D

[Perversion]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

Here are my three favorites:

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you, because, hey, free dummy.


If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, I think another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

[Duel]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

You should change your username.

[LunarWingCloud]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

You should change your username.

No he shouldn't.

He can be nothing but Perversion. His name is like the Bat Signal, Potato Chips, or Morgan Freeman. It's a necessity.

[Toaster]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

Fixed.

This is true.

Because there are a lot of people here, and nobody is satisfied.

[Valkysas]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

I love that post.

[Jamos]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

I love that post where there was my name to the left side and an avatar under it. Good times.

And AH, her name is Marta, not Martha. If you're gonna quote Deep Thoughts without referencing it as such, the LEAST you can do it quote it correctly.

Is he doing an english assignment or something? I don't think he is so who cares?

[American Hero]

Re: 29 users online. no one's posting.

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you, because, hey, free dummy.