Hi, There

[Imperial Guard]

Something to report?

[Grimvilion]

Re: Hi, There

Yes. I would like to report a rape. Some bastards with a hood fetish... Oh God, please help me...

[Imperial Guard]

Re: Hi, There

Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence!

[Grimvilion]

Re: Hi, There

...But I'm the victim here. I'm not doing any of that ****. What do you have to say to that, bub?

[Imperial Guard]

Re: Hi, There

Looks like you're handy with a blade.

[Supervillain Ted]

Re: Hi, There

Ah, the Daedra! Now those are some mighty fine folks who are on the ball!

Oblivion shall come upon you.

After Bob.

[Old Chap]

Re: Hi, There

I would like to report that general wankery has transpired recently; what's more, it was under your very nose.

It is the classic dilemma: the fellows bright enough to be good guards are also bright enough to not get stuck working as a guard.

[The Do-Do]

Re: Hi, There

Woohoo! Just try and catch me, fat boy!!!!

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