Lets play Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

[Duel]

Note: This LP was intentionally bad. It was inspired by CyberShell's hilarious Half-Life 2 LP. Some images in this LP may be broken. Nothing I can do about that.

LETS PLAY KUNG POW: ENTER THE FIST
Game creator: Halo120
Lets player: Duelpro

Introduction

I wanted to do a lets play for a long time. you guys know this. I wanted to be cool like Draygone and...well..uh...I guess just Draygone and do an lp. At first I was gonna blow my money on a capture device and just recored gameplay. I than realized that I had a much better idea. How about instead of the video route, I use the ancestry form of lets play: The screenshot lets play. its easier to plan but takes a lotta more effort. enjoy guys. I put my heart and soul into this lp

[BThe Game][/B]

Have you seen the movie, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist? well apparently halo120, someone who semed to make ****ty games hear, decided that it wus a good idea to make a game based on it. why? I dunno, guess he laughed so hard and got inspired. this game is important howeve rbecause it shows you how a child approaches game design. a retarded child. here's the games description:

You was born with something special, the Parents decided not to take their child to the abbot, when a Man with a Iron chained claw, and his bodyguard came, they murdered the Father, Mother, and 2 children, what remains is the baby, And according to the movie, the baby is young, but packs a powerful punch. than after the loss of your family, some years later you are grown up, the person who killed your family hasn't aged a bit, and you are playing as the awardly named man called the Choosen one, You must find the man who killed you family, and Find out what is the Console.

you can tell halo120 was too lazy to come up with ideas. anyway, without further ado. lets pla y.

---CONTENTS---

Epilogue

PART 1: This Was A Bad Idea

Part 2: Ur Gay

Part 3: No Master Pain, No Gain

Part 4: I Just Don't Care

[Duel]

Epilogue

EPILOGUE

alrite, guys, got my equipment ready. theres my laptop which i play the game off of. yeah thats 7up and a&w. been there for like a week.





lets rock, baby.



as you can plainly see, this is Kung Pow: Enter the Fist created by Halo120


now lets actualy play!

[Duel]

Part 1

PART 1: THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

WTF is an aabot? ive seen kung pow, but I dont remember this. whatever.



The parents gets killed by these two jerks. thats master pain, hes th e main badguy



our protaginist, the chosen one, is the chosen one



I dunno guys, i got kinda lost here.



now an automatic batle with pain. hes fighting a baby. just as retarded as the movie.



burn baby burn. haha, get it?



sorry, guys, i moved the ****ing camera. too lazy to redo.



booooring, cant believe this g uy actully copied the dialog word 4 word.



i dont give a ****. why is this intro so long?



**** YOU, HALO120



oh yah, forgot to mention th at your tongue has special powers.




gotta save, guys



atfer a battle we head to shawn town




yes but I chose no cause i wanna skip this bull**** and actually play. oh, and were at shawn town now.



i dont remember slimes being in the movie and why are there battles in a TOWN????????


at least they gave me sum good experience.


look at how badass my guy is. wait, gil? wow halo120, you ****ing ripped off ff






at the weapon sho p to pik up supplies. it looks terrible.




i bought a vest and now im at the item shop and it looks equally as terrible. laziness at its finest, lades gentlemen.



more ****ing slimes. they are no match for me tho,



hahahaha. oh yah, were at tangs school now. I could got for a glass of tang right now, tbh




**** u



This is retarded, im going to bed

[Valkysas]

Re: Part 1

I give this LP five stars.

[Duel]

Re: Part 1

I give this LP five stars.

Haha, thanks bro, but the lp ain t over yet dumbazz. Part 2 comin tonight

[Broder]

Re: Part 1

Haha, thanks bro, but the lp ain t over yet dumbazz. Part 2 comin tonight

*Gasp*
Blasphemy! You called Valky a Dumazz
But I really don't care
I'm looking forward to part 2!

[Duel]

Part 2

PART 2: UR GAY

alright guys, guess I have to play more of kung pow. i can feel your excitement. ya.




time to own some ass




had to take a leak before i play






i only washed one hand because i was holding my camera in the other. d ont mind the gay seeshells. hygeine is next to...whatever






ok, i forgot what I did last time.



hahah, it looks like, im humping him, hahaha.




why the hell are there slimes here, omg.



get wrecked, green-****-*****es



so, i checked my special abilities. this one is called wonder, it lets you s ee the enemies hp. ****ing useless.



i am fantastic!



this guy doesnt move, talk, or do anything. wtf is the point? move, move move, MOVE!



ok, I went north and, uh, oh, yeah i forgot im at Tangs school, lol. lets see whats up.



k, sweet



blah blah bla



he killed the chosen one's parents remember???



ok, guys, i skipped some stuff, it was getting boring. long story short, master pain is pro tected by something call the console, i dunno. anyway, thats wimp lo




his portrayal in this game is accurate




****



god, this game is stupid. every letter i see kills 100 of my brain cells




time to kick wimp lo's ass, YESSSS!




come at me bro




whipped like a lil *****!!!





nah, even an fetus could beat him




cant wait to whoop master pain's ass, im pu mped.




everybody just disappeard, this game is full of half-assery




now were at beak town




what the **** my tv signal went out. jesus christ!




so heres beak town, nothing special. guess i should hit up the shops



half-assery. yup, confirms it.




the monk gl ove looks sick. I NEED THIS





ok, i ****ing bought the monk glove but the ****ing game wont let me equip it. what a rip off, god dammit!!!!!!!!!





i went in the next building and i can change my class. I ca n be a healer or a trainer. lol, they're both prety gay. what a waste of my time




oh **** scorpions




at least theyre not green cum slimes




plz die




another god damn useles ability!!!



oh no oh no oh no, im dying. jesus christ!!!!




yall dont know how intense thi s battle is.




haha, close one. i dont wanna die an waste more time playin this game.



gay




with e ach lvl up i become more godlike. fear my wraith, all.




damn it to hell




yessss, a new abiility. wonder what it is???





u know, in a typical rpg id get a fireball or a badass lightning spell. here, i just get useless ass bull****. i reach level 6 and all i get is the ability to make my enemees temporarily retarded.




safety first, lol




time to go IN THE INN, HAHAHAHAHAHA.



ok, next time were gonna meet pain. and beat his ass

[ErikaFuzzbottom]

Re: Lets play Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Gotta say, I love the randomness of the screenshots.

[Red Dragon]

Re: Lets play Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

This is great.

[Broder]

Re: Lets play Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

MY EYES! The grammar... It's... atrocious! This game is Blasphemy to the English language!

(Ps.... Yay for more screen-shots!)

[Duel]

Part 3

Note: This LP was intentionally bad. It was inspired by CyberShell's Half-Life LP. Some images in this LP may be broken. Nothing I can do about that.

PART 3: NO MASTER PAIN, NO GAIN

sup, guys, im going to give you dumbazzes out there a recap on the story.
a baby is born who happens to be "the chosen one" and some dickwad named Master Pain coms by and kill's the baby's parents. chosen one becomes an adult, talks to some stupid guy named Master tang, and fines out that his tounge is some ultimate power. stupid i know. anyway, master pain seems to be protectd by something called the consol. than i whooped wimp lo's ass, and found out master pain is nearby.

If that sounds cool to you than your an idi ot. regardless, lets pklay.


btw, this is a BIG ASS UPDATE.


ok, now where did I put that disc....




found it!!!!!!!!!!




oh ****, nonononon. get it away!




lawl, it waus in my laptop the wh ole time




hold up, guys, gotta close a f ew tabs. dont want lagg.




alrite, lets light em up



can't believe i gave this garbage 36min of my life



now wee see master pain talkin about stuff i dont care for




k, shut up already




master pain in no w betty.




okay, master pain left and now this ***** wants in.



i swear, she beter be of use



lmao, glitch, th s game reeks of FAIL



tha t dude looks leik he has something important to say.




most pointless and worst dialogue ever



ok, so turns out th at this monk ***** is super sucky. shes just dead weight. why give me a weak party membr!?!?!?\



wait, someting is seems off bout the monk fist




IT DOES ZERO!? THAN WHATS THE POINT OF HAVING IT EQUPIIED IN THE FIRST PLACE!???????



guess, i shuld give her the monk glove




NAH, HAHAHAHAHAH




great more scorps. wait, this monk ***** has a m ove called DESTRUCT. fin ally, something usefulll




dammit



this is gunna be SIIIICK



yeah? well, **** u too




****ING A!



MY MONK IS DTYING. hope she dies, i dont care.




hahahahahahaha




after th at joke of a battl, i healed, and bought stuff



moving on we make our way to the forest



and just by luuking at it i can tell this is gonna be BIG PAIN IN THE ARSE



and i dont care



you wanna bet???



i dunno



geez, thnk god thats over with




oh come the **** on!!!!!




the dialoge in kung pow was always terrible, sure but actually reading it mak es yo realize that its hundres times worse.



umm, okay what the hell



after that scene i get ****ING GROUPED ON by a gay ant, a bee another scorp and a puking spider.




lol dumb *****



are you serious?



want summa this, gay ant?



not fair they get like four hits on me be fore i even get my turn!!



damn things c ant' get any worse



I. AM. SO. ****ING. DEAD




****ing bull**** thats what this is, you just ramped u p the difficulty with random battles how ****ty is that **** **** **** **** **** ****




k, after tak ing ab reather, time for me to go thru this again




OMG



guess if i wanna survive, i bettr stop treating monk ***** as a joke



so i equip her the monk glove



and get immediatley ambushed




screw, it im gonna auto battle




hahaha, take it!!




hope you like deez nuts




sweet, new stuff




still no sweet fireball or badass lighting



i have to be careful. reme mber when the hare beat the tortoise in a race?



waste of time



noooooooooooo



lets see



im shocked FINALLY SOMETHING THAT DOESNT SUCK BALLs



um, wtf?



boss time. wait...moon yew. wasnt moon yew in the kung pow movie a cow?



wtf, new party member out of no where!



sweet, hes stronger than monk *****



go to hell



good riddance



daaaaaaaaaaamn




okay, this battle is going on way too long



ugggh this is going nowhere




Im getting my ass killed




zzzzzzzzzz




Oh sweet jesus plz dont die archer, I dont wanna replay this **** ag ain.




take him down!




phew, close one




see, when u give me a character thats useful. I actually care



to gether, we shall dominate



we meet betty again




ah hell yeah!



we'll see about that



come on just let me whoop his ass!



i dont care if youre the president of norway



im screwed




phew guess i didnt game over. btw, betty k illed lin'g father. not that any of us give a ****. and apparently im jesus and can stand on water



lolwut



now that im healed, im ready to....i dont really know who cares




that concludes this update. next time we....**** it, i dunno.

[Duel]

Part 4

PART 4: I JUST DON'T CARE

as much as it hurts me to say this; we're not done with this game. when we last left off chosen one got his ass handed to him by Betty. In the movie, this scene occurs li ke halfway. which means i hope to god we're not just halfway through this game.

im gonna cut the bull****. im ge tting sick of this GODDAMN GAME



where the hell am i supposed to go? seriously.



guess ill go to beak town???



ok n ow its filed with ****ing ninjas and asshole



gay



its like halo120 didnt wa nt me to come back. btw, WHY ARE THERE GODDAMN BATTLES IN A TOWN!!!???\]



chirst...



shawn town has to beit



WTF MATES???



so i went to the forest



and its still ga y



i used to be glad 4 level ups, but theres no point IF IM NOT KNOWING WTF TO DO



okokokok. this game has to be jacked up. there waz a dude here but now he disappeared outta nowher. what the ****?



nothing here either. why is wimp lo still there?



oh, geez thnx for the help, assdick.



th is is getting retarded




okay, ill try the forest again



YOU ****ING PUT A DEADEND!?!?! the chest dosnt even OPEN! so i basicaly wasted my time and have to walk all teh way back!?


auuuuuuuuuuugh



wait, you know what?



you wanna know what i think of kung pow: enter the ****??



it sucks






in part 5, i put a bullet thru my head

[Alex]

Re: Lets play Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

This thread almost had me convinced that Duel was a joke account. I still can't be sure, but, jeeze. Look at this mess. I want to believe.

[Nova]

Re: Lets play Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

It's done that way as a metaphor, maaaaaaaaan. It's a comment on how ****ty this game is. amirite?

[Red Dragon]

Re: Lets play Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

I don't know how I would feel if Duel just used print screen instead of this shakey camera stuff if this would be as entertaining or not.