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Old 08-16-2007, 12:50 AM   #5
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Re: Absolute Garbage - The Second: Contest Reviews

The Adventures Of A Very Naughty Cow
by Rodak
RPG Maker 2

Overview
You are a cow. a naughty cow. that sets people's hair on fire! yeah.

Story
You are a cow. a naughty cow. that sets people's hair on fire! yeah.

Visual Design
Rather boring aside from the VFX cow that Bigfoot made, and the seizure-tastic background that the game starts with, and shows when the game is moving you to the next stage.

Sound Design
Press triangle to moo.

Gameplay
You are a cow. a naughty cow. that sets people's hair on fire! Thats all there is. each "stage" adds another person to torch. very boring and repetitive. after the first stage, you have to start torching people from an angle. thats the only gameplay variation.

Final Thoughts / Score
It's incredibly boring. the game itself has no entertainment value, the highlights are the cow/seizure background scenes that I mentioned earlier.

9.5 goats are funnier than cows out of a possible 10.
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