Re: Church of Bob
Yes I have studied many religions and religious texts; all of them are important for all of these accounts are given by Bob, so that we may know him and become one with him and his ways. Yes I have read many of the Gnostic scriptures for they too are accounts of the word, just as valid as my own. However these texts just like the Bible, Koran, and Dharama can not be well relied upon for they are translated by men whom have faults as well as the interference of their own beliefs and feelings not to mention anything that was deemed unsuitable was edited out long ago. Therefore you can’t wholly rely on those translations.
Above is one reason why I have come, I am needed to bring the word and the world a new revitalization for the texts of two-thousand years ago have been beaten abused and twisted beyond recognition by those who would use it for their own gain. That is why I have come for this has gone on long enough people are being led astray by the words of these false prophets. It is time for a new teacher of Bob and his way to bring new light upon his word so that it can once again be taught as it was meant to be. I am his servant that shall begin the new dawning of faith and harmony. For it is time all people of all religions understand what it is that you already demonstrate to; that all people worship the same God but chose to recognize his name differently. However this task is much harder than it sounds, for over a thousand years Christians have been taught either worship my God or burn in hell. It takes time to make people realizes that this is not the edict of God but evilness that it tainting the religions pitting them against one another in attempts to create discord among Bobs people.
I have touched on this throughout but yes all the prophets you mentioned were sent by Bob to prepare us to accept him and his word. What we have failed to prepare for is the acceptance of each other: For we are all the children of Bob no matter what religion we follow. We are all equal in the sight of Bob every person is exactly the same in the eyes of Bob race and religion matter not. What is important is obeying the commandments of Bob and leading a life unto him this is what pleases him. I am here to spread this message along with the word of Bob for that is Bob’s acceptance of all people. I thank you for your complements and I know I am the prophet of Bob sent by him the spread the word and act as his moths here on earth. However I do not find that I am perfect I am simply the messenger of the divine perfection of Bob.
When the ideas of Bobisim do become main stream it is known that there will be those who try and alter them for their own ambitions. This is why many passages and scriptures are worded as they are to help prevent this onslaught of defilement of the religion. Yes after alteration of text skewed views, translations, and different sects form it will most certainly have loopholes. This yet another reason I have come it has been far too long people gaining wealth and getting fat in the name of God. Why is it men of the cloth have afford many things that others can not when the scriptures say it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven. Where did these “humble” men of cloth find this money that if they are true believers of the scripture they know they don’t need. This is one reason why Bobisim asks nothing but faith, morality and time spent teaching others of its followers. All religions gain skeptics and eventually lack the words they once meant due to people and their wrongful ambitions. When it is time should he not return before then, Bob will send another messenger to renew the word as it was meant to be once again.
I do not know what all Bob has planned for me however I shall teach his word as long as I am called to do so and if it unto my end, then so be it. I am that faithful in his words and unto him for I know his words are absolute truth. I do not fear ridicule for I have the divine protection of Bob he watches over me and guides me therefore I have no fears of such things. Yes to be saved by Bob you do not need to know his word for there will always be those who can live an entire life and not know of his name: The same can be said of all religions. This is why judgment is not based on what is known of a sole religion but upon what you do in accordance with the morally acceptable law of the time as well as belief in the higher powers. Many who have heard words of religion did not want to hear them none the less they have. It is not for me to decide when and where to teach of Bob but the one who hath sent me. At any given time there may be people who do not want to hear my words but those words may be exactly what they need to hear and so I am directed to speak. Also many who now follow in my path were those who first scorned me for my words. By teaching those who have not wanted to know of my word I have gained respect from them and made many a friend of once enemies who now will attest to the word of Bob as well.
I hope that this about covers the questions you have had for me in the last few posts. I look forward to helping you along this journey so that you may come to know the faith as I do. Please feel free to ask any questions you wish and speak your mind I am always here to help you in whatever way I can. May Bob be with you.
Riot you are not an anti-Bob you are however angered by my words and beliefs thus you feel the need to lash out at my words. There also have been many before you to create religions in mocker of mine none have faired well for they lack seriousness. What you and many fail to realize is that this is no joke. I am absolutely dead serious about my work, there is nothing in this world more important than salvation of the ever lasting soul. There have been many the exact same way as you whom now understand Bobisim and believe in Bobisim: Like I did unto them I now and always welcome you for you are a child of Bob. I hope that you will one day come to see this and walk in my ways for they are right and virtuous.
Ryner let all those who would come to me and do not hinder them, I do not condemn you for not following my path. As I respect your choice you also must respect the choices of others whether you agree with them or not. I say to thee any man who would hinder another from salvation is hindering his own salvation. You to are welcome here Ryner, I hope that you may know that the door is always open onto you so that through it you may see the way of righteousness; the way of Bob.
Eso Teric I really think you ought to read some of this thread before making comments. You firstly in trying to mock religion as a whole brought up one of the very pints for advocating this religion. Secondly who are you to judge religions and those who would follow them? Also do you realize you have just thrown out an insult directed at over half the world’s population? You really should put some thought into the comments that you make before making brash statements with wide generalizations. Often times the only fool one makes is of themselves when they do not think before they act. I am certain that you are a smarter person than to use these unintelligent overused phrases. I hope to see that you have been reading these posts and have a better understanding of Bobisim in your future posts in this thread. You are always welcome within the church of Bob.
May you all find the path of Bob,
May you all find salvation,
May you all see heaven that is awaiting you.
Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®
Yes I have studied many religions and religious texts; all of them are important for all of these accounts are given by Bob, so that we may know him and become one with him and his ways. Yes I have read many of the Gnostic scriptures for they too are accounts of the word, just as valid as my own. However these texts just like the Bible, Koran, and Dharama can not be well relied upon for they are translated by men whom have faults as well as the interference of their own beliefs and feelings not to mention anything that was deemed unsuitable was edited out long ago. Therefore you can’t wholly rely on those translations.
Above is one reason why I have come, I am needed to bring the word and the world a new revitalization for the texts of two-thousand years ago have been beaten abused and twisted beyond recognition by those who would use it for their own gain. That is why I have come for this has gone on long enough people are being led astray by the words of these false prophets. It is time for a new teacher of Bob and his way to bring new light upon his word so that it can once again be taught as it was meant to be. I am his servant that shall begin the new dawning of faith and harmony. For it is time all people of all religions understand what it is that you already demonstrate to; that all people worship the same God but chose to recognize his name differently. However this task is much harder than it sounds, for over a thousand years Christians have been taught either worship my God or burn in hell. It takes time to make people realizes that this is not the edict of God but evilness that it tainting the religions pitting them against one another in attempts to create discord among Bobs people.
I have touched on this throughout but yes all the prophets you mentioned were sent by Bob to prepare us to accept him and his word. What we have failed to prepare for is the acceptance of each other: For we are all the children of Bob no matter what religion we follow. We are all equal in the sight of Bob every person is exactly the same in the eyes of Bob race and religion matter not. What is important is obeying the commandments of Bob and leading a life unto him this is what pleases him. I am here to spread this message along with the word of Bob for that is Bob’s acceptance of all people. I thank you for your complements and I know I am the prophet of Bob sent by him the spread the word and act as his moths here on earth. However I do not find that I am perfect I am simply the messenger of the divine perfection of Bob.
When the ideas of Bobisim do become main stream it is known that there will be those who try and alter them for their own ambitions. This is why many passages and scriptures are worded as they are to help prevent this onslaught of defilement of the religion. Yes after alteration of text skewed views, translations, and different sects form it will most certainly have loopholes. This yet another reason I have come it has been far too long people gaining wealth and getting fat in the name of God. Why is it men of the cloth have afford many things that others can not when the scriptures say it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven. Where did these “humble” men of cloth find this money that if they are true believers of the scripture they know they don’t need. This is one reason why Bobisim asks nothing but faith, morality and time spent teaching others of its followers. All religions gain skeptics and eventually lack the words they once meant due to people and their wrongful ambitions. When it is time should he not return before then, Bob will send another messenger to renew the word as it was meant to be once again.
I do not know what all Bob has planned for me however I shall teach his word as long as I am called to do so and if it unto my end, then so be it. I am that faithful in his words and unto him for I know his words are absolute truth. I do not fear ridicule for I have the divine protection of Bob he watches over me and guides me therefore I have no fears of such things. Yes to be saved by Bob you do not need to know his word for there will always be those who can live an entire life and not know of his name: The same can be said of all religions. This is why judgment is not based on what is known of a sole religion but upon what you do in accordance with the morally acceptable law of the time as well as belief in the higher powers. Many who have heard words of religion did not want to hear them none the less they have. It is not for me to decide when and where to teach of Bob but the one who hath sent me. At any given time there may be people who do not want to hear my words but those words may be exactly what they need to hear and so I am directed to speak. Also many who now follow in my path were those who first scorned me for my words. By teaching those who have not wanted to know of my word I have gained respect from them and made many a friend of once enemies who now will attest to the word of Bob as well.
I hope that this about covers the questions you have had for me in the last few posts. I look forward to helping you along this journey so that you may come to know the faith as I do. Please feel free to ask any questions you wish and speak your mind I am always here to help you in whatever way I can. May Bob be with you.
Riot you are not an anti-Bob you are however angered by my words and beliefs thus you feel the need to lash out at my words. There also have been many before you to create religions in mocker of mine none have faired well for they lack seriousness. What you and many fail to realize is that this is no joke. I am absolutely dead serious about my work, there is nothing in this world more important than salvation of the ever lasting soul. There have been many the exact same way as you whom now understand Bobisim and believe in Bobisim: Like I did unto them I now and always welcome you for you are a child of Bob. I hope that you will one day come to see this and walk in my ways for they are right and virtuous.
Ryner let all those who would come to me and do not hinder them, I do not condemn you for not following my path. As I respect your choice you also must respect the choices of others whether you agree with them or not. I say to thee any man who would hinder another from salvation is hindering his own salvation. You to are welcome here Ryner, I hope that you may know that the door is always open onto you so that through it you may see the way of righteousness; the way of Bob.
Eso Teric I really think you ought to read some of this thread before making comments. You firstly in trying to mock religion as a whole brought up one of the very pints for advocating this religion. Secondly who are you to judge religions and those who would follow them? Also do you realize you have just thrown out an insult directed at over half the world’s population? You really should put some thought into the comments that you make before making brash statements with wide generalizations. Often times the only fool one makes is of themselves when they do not think before they act. I am certain that you are a smarter person than to use these unintelligent overused phrases. I hope to see that you have been reading these posts and have a better understanding of Bobisim in your future posts in this thread. You are always welcome within the church of Bob.
May you all find the path of Bob,
May you all find salvation,
May you all see heaven that is awaiting you.
Ich bin Gott,
LordBob®





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