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    Yes I have studied many religions and religious texts; all of them are important for all of these accounts are given by Bob, so that we may know him and become one with him and his ways. Yes I have read many of the Gnostic scriptures for they too are accounts of the word, just as valid as my own. However these texts just like the Bible, Koran, and Dharama can not be well relied upon for they are translated by men whom have faults as well as the interference of their own beliefs and feelings not to mention anything that was deemed unsuitable was edited out long ago. Therefore you can’t wholly rely on those translations.

    Above is one reason why I have come, I am needed to bring the word and the world a new revitalization for the texts of two-thousand years ago have been beaten abused and twisted beyond recognition by those who would use it for their own gain. That is why I have come for this has gone on long enough people are being led astray by the words of these false prophets. It is time for a new teacher of Bob and his way to bring new light upon his word so that it can once again be taught as it was meant to be. I am his servant that shall begin the new dawning of faith and harmony. For it is time all people of all religions understand what it is that you already demonstrate to; that all people worship the same God but chose to recognize his name differently. However this task is much harder than it sounds, for over a thousand years Christians have been taught either worship my God or burn in hell. It takes time to make people realizes that this is not the edict of God but evilness that it tainting the religions pitting them against one another in attempts to create discord among Bobs people.

    I have touched on this throughout but yes all the prophets you mentioned were sent by Bob to prepare us to accept him and his word. What we have failed to prepare for is the acceptance of each other: For we are all the children of Bob no matter what religion we follow. We are all equal in the sight of Bob every person is exactly the same in the eyes of Bob race and religion matter not. What is important is obeying the commandments of Bob and leading a life unto him this is what pleases him. I am here to spread this message along with the word of Bob for that is Bob’s acceptance of all people. I thank you for your complements and I know I am the prophet of Bob sent by him the spread the word and act as his moths here on earth. However I do not find that I am perfect I am simply the messenger of the divine perfection of Bob.

    When the ideas of Bobisim do become main stream it is known that there will be those who try and alter them for their own ambitions. This is why many passages and scriptures are worded as they are to help prevent this onslaught of defilement of the religion. Yes after alteration of text skewed views, translations, and different sects form it will most certainly have loopholes. This yet another reason I have come it has been far too long people gaining wealth and getting fat in the name of God. Why is it men of the cloth have afford many things that others can not when the scriptures say it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven. Where did these “humble” men of cloth find this money that if they are true believers of the scripture they know they don’t need. This is one reason why Bobisim asks nothing but faith, morality and time spent teaching others of its followers. All religions gain skeptics and eventually lack the words they once meant due to people and their wrongful ambitions. When it is time should he not return before then, Bob will send another messenger to renew the word as it was meant to be once again.

    I do not know what all Bob has planned for me however I shall teach his word as long as I am called to do so and if it unto my end, then so be it. I am that faithful in his words and unto him for I know his words are absolute truth. I do not fear ridicule for I have the divine protection of Bob he watches over me and guides me therefore I have no fears of such things. Yes to be saved by Bob you do not need to know his word for there will always be those who can live an entire life and not know of his name: The same can be said of all religions. This is why judgment is not based on what is known of a sole religion but upon what you do in accordance with the morally acceptable law of the time as well as belief in the higher powers. Many who have heard words of religion did not want to hear them none the less they have. It is not for me to decide when and where to teach of Bob but the one who hath sent me. At any given time there may be people who do not want to hear my words but those words may be exactly what they need to hear and so I am directed to speak. Also many who now follow in my path were those who first scorned me for my words. By teaching those who have not wanted to know of my word I have gained respect from them and made many a friend of once enemies who now will attest to the word of Bob as well.

    I hope that this about covers the questions you have had for me in the last few posts. I look forward to helping you along this journey so that you may come to know the faith as I do. Please feel free to ask any questions you wish and speak your mind I am always here to help you in whatever way I can. May Bob be with you.


    Riot you are not an anti-Bob you are however angered by my words and beliefs thus you feel the need to lash out at my words. There also have been many before you to create religions in mocker of mine none have faired well for they lack seriousness. What you and many fail to realize is that this is no joke. I am absolutely dead serious about my work, there is nothing in this world more important than salvation of the ever lasting soul. There have been many the exact same way as you whom now understand Bobisim and believe in Bobisim: Like I did unto them I now and always welcome you for you are a child of Bob. I hope that you will one day come to see this and walk in my ways for they are right and virtuous.


    Ryner let all those who would come to me and do not hinder them, I do not condemn you for not following my path. As I respect your choice you also must respect the choices of others whether you agree with them or not. I say to thee any man who would hinder another from salvation is hindering his own salvation. You to are welcome here Ryner, I hope that you may know that the door is always open onto you so that through it you may see the way of righteousness; the way of Bob.


    Eso Teric I really think you ought to read some of this thread before making comments. You firstly in trying to mock religion as a whole brought up one of the very pints for advocating this religion. Secondly who are you to judge religions and those who would follow them? Also do you realize you have just thrown out an insult directed at over half the world’s population? You really should put some thought into the comments that you make before making brash statements with wide generalizations. Often times the only fool one makes is of themselves when they do not think before they act. I am certain that you are a smarter person than to use these unintelligent overused phrases. I hope to see that you have been reading these posts and have a better understanding of Bobisim in your future posts in this thread. You are always welcome within the church of Bob.


    May you all find the path of Bob,
    May you all find salvation,
    May you all see heaven that is awaiting you.


    Ich bin Gott,
    LordBob®
    The way of bob even has the producer at agetec behind it, it's gotta be legit. ~ Valkysas

    Praise and hail Lord Bob our savoir! ~ M.J.

    WWBD - What would Bob do? ~ ARX

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      Re: Church of Bob

      So somewhere along the line, the hander-downs of the Bible changed Bob's name to Jesus/Christ/God?

      And somewhere along the lines the religion shifted into another spirituality?
      O.o

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        Re: Church of Bob

        Are there any really, actual members? Besides you?

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          Re: Church of Bob

          does bob eat corn flakes?

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            Re: Church of Bob

            Bobism seems to be a copy of Christianity in a newer setting with less strict rules. Sorry to say but you were wrong, Christians were not taught for 2000 years believe in my God or you go to hell. That fad started back in the colonial period of the Americas when preachers thought they would get more members if they used force. Obviously it worked very well. Christianity is just a fad. It's hard for people to imagine a 2000 year fad, but that's what it is. It will pass someday when the next great prophet comes. I don't mean to sound harsh or anything, but you good sir, are not that great prophet. Unless you pull off some serious **** towards the end of your life. I don't think you're gonna cut it. I talk to a God in my mind quite regularly, no one responds but I talk to it quite regularly. I believe there IS a God but I do not know his name. I also don't think he's Omniscient or Omnipresent. He may be Omnipotent, but the earlier two could not possibley be right or he'd have shown himself to a lot more people by now and a lot of said cases would be believeable. Do you know of the Choir of angels in the Cathlolic church heirarchy system? Gabriel(Satan) was in the highest choir of angels. The only angel higher than Gabriel at the time was the Metatron. Catholic Dogma yada yada. Well I have 3 questions for you, does Bob have angel-like servants? Also, does he blame all the pain in the world on one of these said things as a scapegoat? Lastly, why does Bob have pain and evil in this world?
            Grow!

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              Re: Church of Bob

              Originally posted by altoecko
              Bobism seems to be a copy of Christianity in a newer setting with less strict rules. Sorry to say but you were wrong, Christians were not taught for 2000 years believe in my God or you go to hell. That fad started back in the colonial period of the Americas when preachers thought they would get more members if they used force. Obviously it worked very well. Christianity is just a fad. It's hard for people to imagine a 2000 year fad, but that's what it is. It will pass someday when the next great prophet comes. I don't mean to sound harsh or anything, but you good sir, are not that great prophet. Unless you pull off some serious **** towards the end of your life. I don't think you're gonna cut it. I talk to a God in my mind quite regularly, no one responds but I talk to it quite regularly. I believe there IS a God but I do not know his name. I also don't think he's Omniscient or Omnipresent. He may be Omnipotent, but the earlier two could not possibley be right or he'd have shown himself to a lot more people by now and a lot of said cases would be believeable. Do you know of the Choir of angels in the Cathlolic church heirarchy system? Gabriel(Satan) was in the highest choir of angels. The only angel higher than Gabriel at the time was the Metatron. Catholic Dogma yada yada. Well I have 3 questions for you, does Bob have angel-like servants? Also, does he blame all the pain in the world on one of these said things as a scapegoat? Lastly, why does Bob have pain and evil in this world?

              No, the main occurrence of it was not in the colonial age. If any age in America, it was the 19th-20th century, when suddenly the government became religious. (added Under God to pledge, added in God we trust to currency)

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                That's not the main occurance, that's where it originated. It became inherent in the American government in the times you mentioned. Most of our founding fathers were Agnostics or Athiests. They trully wanted the seperation of church and state, but Christians do not play well with others, so they moved in and took over. Don't try and correct me on these things, if there is one thing I know in my petty little existance it's religions.
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                Grow!

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                  Re: Church of Bob

                  There were agnostics and atheists among the founding fathers, but a majority of them(the writers of the Constitution atleast) are Daoist.

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                    Re: Church of Bob

                    *laughs* Man, I'm taking Honors American History right now and there was a big point about that the most outstanding member of the First Contininental Congress were Agnostic or Athiest. .....Daoist? What grade are you in and where did you get that? lol
                    Grow!

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                      Re: Church of Bob

                      I don't see many Atheists or Antagonists, Alt. But plenty of Unitarians and Episcopalians.

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                        When he speaks of Daoism I think he means Deism, which as far as I know, is roughly the same / similar to agnosticism. I'm pretty sure Daoism is of Chinese orgin.

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                          Yes I meant Deism. Yes, it is similar to agnosticism, but it's not the exact same.

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                            Re: Church of Bob

                            No, Bob, I am not the Anti-Bob. That whole thing was a joke. But certain people have taken this a little too personally, and my making light of this whole mess has me ostracized from this place. This place is rife with double standards, look around in many posts and you'll see it.

                            This latest example, of my topic drawing the ire of the people that have power here has been deemed 'spam'. While you do the exact same thing, you're unfazed. Even accepted.
                            Last edited by Riotsword; 04-10-2005, 04:56 AM.

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                              Re: Church of Bob

                              So you call the Lord which you serve as his Great Prophet... Bob? Why? If His name is Bob, what is your name?

                              To be the skeptical one here, yes, your religion has many similarities with the basic ideals and values and morals and all that associated with other religions, so what reason do we have to believe your religion over the others? I've seen no reason except you claiming false idols, which is what other religions do.

                              To quote your 'Ten Commandments,':

                              1. To find knowledge of the truth.
                              2. To resist all evils.
                              3. Respecting all life.
                              4. Be morally conscience.
                              5. Strive to free ones mind of evil.
                              6. Control of ones feeling and thoughts.
                              7. Keeping an open mind to everything.
                              8. Have complete empathy with others.
                              9. To know thyself.
                              10: To know Bob as your friend and savior and all followers must believe in Bob and the teachings of Bob.
                              First, I respect most of these rules, but you've got some improper usage among them.

                              Rule 4 should be 'Be morally conscious.'
                              Rule 5 should be 'Strive to free one's mind of evil.'
                              Rule 6 should be 'Control of one's feelings and thoughts.'
                              Rule 8 should be 'Have complete empathy for(or towards) others.' This one's more lax than the other rules.

                              Just making your rules a bit cleaner.

                              Now then, I'd like to dissect your rules if you don't mind.

                              1. To find knowledge of the truth. - I agree with this, but you haven't really offered any 'knowledge' that pertains to the truth. All you have is your word and its speculative tones.
                              2. To resist all evils. - This I also agree with, but I feel it contradicts Rule 3 and Rule 5 only reiterates this point.
                              3. Respecting all life. - To respect 'ALL' life, wouldn't you also need to respect something of an evil nature if it were alive? If you resist it, you aren't really respecting it.
                              4. Be morally conscience. - No arguments here.
                              5. Strive to free ones mind of evil. - This rule is slightly different than Rule 2, but only slightly. Resisting all evils, and striving to free one's mind of evil go hand in hand. These two rules should be one in the same.
                              6. Control of ones feeling and thoughts. - Also no argument.
                              7. Keeping an open mind to everything. - This would seem to contradict the other rules, but keeping an open mind doesn't necessarily mean giving in to those things that you keep an open mind about.
                              8. Have complete empathy with others. - Agreed.
                              9. To know thyself. - This falls hand in hand with Rule 6, I believe. If thou controls thy's feelings and thoughts, then thou should already know thyself.
                              10: To know Bob as your friend and savior and all followers must believe in Bob and the teachings of Bob. - I have the most trouble with this one, simply because you refer to God as 'Bob,' and seemingly yourself as 'Bob,' too. Half the time, it looks as though you're asking us to accept you, the person, as Lord and Savior, rather than the Lord Bob.


                              Finally, I am also extremely curious to know how many people have literally taken you seriously on message boards or over the Internet, and converted to Bobism. I certainly don't know any. I'm not saying there aren't any, it just doesn't work when you have a deity named 'Bob.'
                              "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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                                Re: Church of Bob

                                Thank you for expressing something that I thought, but couldn't find the words for, BRC.

                                ...That looked a lot like something the great George Carlin would do.

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