If they made a Monty Python RPG....

[Deeth Irteen]

It woud probalby have the following somewhere in the script:

"And there was much rejoicing. Yay!"
"RUN AWAY!!!"
"YOur mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

[Funk]

Re: If they made a Monty Python RPG....

I would only play it if the single objective of the game was to collect shubberies.

[marcus]

Re: If they made a Monty Python RPG....

There is a Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail game. It sucked... really, really bad.

[TheAmazingBrain]

Re: If they made a Monty Python RPG....

Lets not forget "Blazing Dragons" on Playstation and Saturn. That was a Terry Jones project. Funny game!

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Re: If they made a Monty Python RPG....

I vaguely remember Gus renting that one, but never got a chance to play it myself.

If only I'd known it was a Terry Jones project, I would have rented it myself!

[Libby]

Re: If they made a Monty Python RPG....

You forgot the other famous lines.

"It's only a flesh wound!"
"She turned me into a newt?" ....."A newt?" ... "Well, it got better."

And of course, the granddaddy of all quests! The three questions!:
"What is your name?!"
"I am King Arther of Camelot."
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the Holy Grail!"
"What is the speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"African or European?"
"Eh..I dunno...AHHHHHH...."

And to think I typed all those up without looking.

Edit - I found an opening to the game, but can't find a playthrough - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVpwS...eature=related

they also made a short-lived cartoon series on fox, I believe. You can find a bunch of videos on Youtube.

[Deeth Irteen]

Re: If they made a Monty Python RPG....

You forgot the other famous lines.

"It's only a flesh wound!"
"She turned me into a newt?" ....."A newt?" ... "Well, it got better."

And of course, the granddaddy of all quests! The three questions!:
"What is your name?!"
"I am King Arther of Camelot."
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the Holy Grail!"
"What is the speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"African or European?"
"Eh..I dunno...AHHHHHH...."

And to think I typed all those up without looking.

Lol

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: If they made a Monty Python RPG....

the holy hand grenade of antioch is still my fav.





TIM:
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
TIM:
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN:
You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM:
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
GALAHAD:
Get stuffed!
TIM:
He'll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD:
Oh, yeah?
ROBIN:
You mangy Scots git!
TIM:
I'm warning you!
ROBIN:
What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM:
He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR:
Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS:
Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
TIM:
Look!
[squeak]
BORS:
Aaaugh!
[dramatic chord]
[clunk]
ARTHUR:
Jesus Christ!
TIM:
I warned you!
ROBIN:
I done it again!
TIM:
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
ARTHUR:
Oh, shut up!
TIM:
Do they listen to me?
ARTHUR:
Right!
TIM:
Oh, no...
KNIGHTS:
Charge!
[squeak squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS:
Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.
ARTHUR:
Run away! Run away!
KNIGHTS:
Run away! Run away!...
TIM:
Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha!
ARTHUR:
Right. How many did we lose?
LAUNCELOT:
Gawain.
GALAHAD:
Ector.
ARTHUR:
And Bors. That's five.
GALAHAD:
Three, sir.
ARTHUR:
Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.
ROBIN:
Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR:
Oh, shut up and go and change your armour.
GALAHAD:
Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
ARTHUR:
Like what?
GALAHAD:
Well... ooh.
LAUNCELOT:
Have we got bows?
ARTHUR:
No.
LAUNCELOT:
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!
[angels sing]
[boom]

[162]

Re: If they made a Monty Python RPG....

(Hey, I love that scene! I got most of the movie memorized too.)

My God....if they made a Monty Python RPG....It would be A-Maz-Zing!

...Let's just hope that it wouldn't go the way of other movie games (I'm talking about you, Fantasic Four the Game! Your many villains could only quell me for so long!)

[josh]

Re: If they made a Monty Python RPG....

and here I thought that this was the video games forum.

[Loki]

Re: If they made a Monty Python RPG....

It's at times like this that I really miss negative rep.

[162]

Re: If they made a Monty Python RPG....

There is a Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail game. It sucked... really, really bad.

Wait...really? When? What system? Was it a fan game?

[Loki]

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_P...the_Holy_Grail

Monty Python & the Quest for the Holy Grail is an adventure game created by 7th Level in 1996 for Windows. The game is based on the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail and was the second of three Monty Python games created by 7th Level.