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    I'm considering getting out of the supervillain business of making egg related death machines and into the supervillain business of trading stocks. I really want to just buy stock in Paas, but I don't want to put all my eggs in one basket. Help!

  • #2
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    WHY BOTHER

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    • #3
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      John Mara, what the heck are you?
      When I see your face I don't know what to do!
      A phallus on wheels with George Clooney's face?
      I'm outta here, and I hope you don't keep pace!

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      • #4
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        You should diversify. Put some money in Eggland's Best and Cadbury too.

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        • #5
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          How do you feel about mini-eggs?

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          • #6
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            Someone owes me $50. I think he spent it on drugs tho. That was a bad investment. The friendship market ain't what it used to be.

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            • #7
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              Economy is only good for making robots, and robots fight the wars. In a burning United Force base,a battle between these two Gundams are about to begin. Last blitz of self defense.

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              • #8
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                Egghead, your mother tells us that as a teenager you had sex with a grown man for an Egg McMuffin.



                We're sending you to boot camp!

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                • #9
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                  Yes, it's true, but it was worth it! As a bonus, he had wonderful eggs. I was having an eggsistential crisis and was questioning the path laid ahead of me. I don't regret my decision.

                  But you can't make me go to boot camp! Whatevah! I do what I want!

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                  • #10
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                    You should invest in death. As in kill yourself, right... Now.

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                    • #11
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                      What if we call it egg camp?

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                      • #12
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                        You drive a hard bargain, Paternity Man.

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