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  • PAV! GURL JUST TEXTED ME! (wut do?)(TFW NO GF)(GTFIH)

    she said hi and I'm panicking as fuk.

    What do I say!?

  • #2
    Re: PAV! GURL JUST TEXTED ME! (wut do?)(TFW NO GF)(GTFIH)

    Tell her you came then started farting.

    Then demand Tits or GTFO.

    Timestamp or it didn't happen.
    Last edited by Seraph; 10-30-2013, 11:32 PM.

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    • #3
      Re: PAV! GURL JUST TEXTED ME! (wut do?)(TFW NO GF)(GTFIH)

      The master likes women.

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      • #4
        Re: PAV! GURL JUST TEXTED ME! (wut do?)(TFW NO GF)(GTFIH)

        Tell her she eggsemplifies beauty and grace...just don't say "nice tits" or you'll have egg on your face.

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        • #5
          Re: PAV! GURL JUST TEXTED ME! (wut do?)(TFW NO GF)(GTFIH)

          Why don't you try a kiss on the cheek?
          It shows your a man and shows you not meek!
          A compliment can go a long way!
          From a follow up date to a roll in the hay!

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          • #6
            Re: PAV! GURL JUST TEXTED ME! (wut do?)(TFW NO GF)(GTFIH)

            I FIND THIS COLORED MAN TO BE VERY AMUSING

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            • #7
              Re: PAV! GURL JUST TEXTED ME! (wut do?)(TFW NO GF)(GTFIH)

              Originally posted by Egghead View Post
              Tell her she eggsemplifies beauty and grace...just don't say "nice tits" or you'll have egg on your face.
              I'm afraid that's not egg.
              PSN: KingJamos

              Add me... I'll wait.

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              • #8
                Re: PAV! GURL JUST TEXTED ME! (wut do?)(TFW NO GF)(GTFIH)

                Take her to Tahiti. She'll love it. I sure did.

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                • #9
                  Re: PAV! GURL JUST TEXTED ME! (wut do?)(TFW NO GF)(GTFIH)

                  Originally posted by John Mara View Post
                  I FIND THIS COLORED MAN TO BE VERY AMUSING
                  Master?

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                  • #10
                    Re: PAV! GURL JUST TEXTED ME! (wut do?)(TFW NO GF)(GTFIH)

                    What's up with Tahiti? It's like you're obsessed!
                    There's other great islands, so give it a rest!
                    Besides I don't think Feels Guy could afford it!
                    And if she gets pregnant, you prolly should abort it!

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                      • #12
                        Re: PAV! GURL JUST TEXTED ME! (wut do?)(TFW NO GF)(GTFIH)

                        Murder her.

                        Then drink her blood.

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                        • #13
                          Re: PAV! GURL JUST TEXTED ME! (wut do?)(TFW NO GF)(GTFIH)

                          You just need to get comfortable around women. There's a nice young lady here looking to become a teen mom. I get the impression you like them young. You should say hi and see where things go.

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                          • #14
                            Re: PAV! GURL JUST TEXTED ME! (wut do?)(TFW NO GF)(GTFIH)

                            You would probably only get as far as "H" before getting jumped on. I have to or no one will love me.

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                            • #15
                              Re: PAV! GURL JUST TEXTED ME! (wut do?)(TFW NO GF)(GTFIH)

                              Feels guy, we asked you if any female has ever show an interest in you or acknowledged your existence in any way. You answered no. The lie detector test determined, you were being truthful.

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