Newest Tune: Ωbright's Beard

[Randy Newman]

*plays* Randy Newman once saw his beard

It was full and close to the ears

*continues playing*

He said he'd never...cut it off

This when Randy started to cough

*continues playing*

His beard asked me, "Are you okay?"

Then I played this little tune to brighten the day

Because of Ωbright's beard (although it's weird)
Because of Ωbright's beard (yes, I'm being sincere)
Because of Ωbright's beard (Is Randy making it clear?)
Because of Ωbright's beard (It's something no one should fear)
Because of Ωbright's beard (The master keeps it in gear)
Because of Ωbright's beard (Although his razor is near)
Because of Ωbright's beard (I'm sure it's made a career)

Because of....*plays piano*

[God]

Re: Newest Tune: Ωbright's Beard

So you made a song, and Obright made a beard.

I MADE EVERYTHING. WORSHIP ME GOD DAMMIT.

[Randy Newman]

Re: Newest Tune: Ωbright's Beard

Well, here's a song you may like and find familiar:

Our God is an awesome God, he reigns
From Heaven above with wisdom, power and love
Our God is an awesome God

*not my work, but that of another lyrical genius*

[Ωbright's Beard]

Re: Newest Tune: Ωbright's Beard

Beautiful.

[Ωbright]

Re: Newest Tune: Ωbright's Beard

My new beard is but a 5 o'clock shadow of you, but it's already better than you.

TRAITOROUS DUSTRUFFLE.

[Ωbright's Beard]

Re: Newest Tune: Ωbright's Beard

I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE I'VE EVOLVED!!!

[Ωbright]

Re: Newest Tune: Ωbright's Beard

You're falling apart without me. I can tell.

[Ωbright's Beard]

Re: Newest Tune: Ωbright's Beard

Haven't you got something better to do than argue with your own beard?

[Wavelength]

Re: Newest Tune: Ωbright's Beard

Haven't you got something better to do than argue with your own beard?

Don't itch the face that grew you, buddy!