Te he he...I wrote a poem in my head while driving home from class!

[Funk]

Title: The Melancholy Heart-Throes of a Thirteen-Year-Old Emo Boy as Presented by a Cynical Twenty-Five-Year-Old College Student

I have a migrane
That is my life
My only outlets
Are a pen and knife
The words flow from my open veins
like blood flowing from my open veins
All of the girls fear my flesh wounds
because they are shallow and ugly
My soul is like a Ritz cracker
without the meat or cheese
I want a Purple Heart
just for being born

[Jamos' Old Account]

Re: Te he he...I wrote a poem in my head while driving home from class!

Oh, Funk, what are we going to do with you?

[Chronicle Games]

Re: Te he he...I wrote a poem in my head while driving home from class!



that's hilarious

[DYRE]

Re: Te he he...I wrote a poem in my head while driving home from class!

That's so... awesome.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Re: Te he he...I wrote a poem in my head while driving home from class!

You are a star poet, my dear brother.

I love it. Especially the last two lines!

[DYRE]

Re: Te he he...I wrote a poem in my head while driving home from class!

...a Ritz cracker
without the meat or the cheese...

Meat? On a Ritz Cracker?

[Funk]

Re: Te he he...I wrote a poem in my head while driving home from class!

They show crackers with meat and cheese on them on the box.

[Chronicle Games]

Re: Te he he...I wrote a poem in my head while driving home from class!

i like ritz crackers, but the little pictures on the box telling me what to put on the ritz make me angry. come on, man, they're crackers. that's why i bought them, i like crackers. i didn't buy them cause they're little edible plates.


...

yes, that was an allusion to mitch hedberg...

[Alzar]

Re: Te he he...I wrote a poem in my head while driving home from class!

that is my favorite poem

[Chad]

Re: Te he he...I wrote a poem in my head while driving home from class!

The words flow from my open veins
like blood flowing from my open veins

Best line.

[jvrlopez]

Re: Te he he...I wrote a poem in my head while driving home from class!

Thats so awesome.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Te he he...I wrote a poem in my head while driving home from class!

I eat them with Green Eggs & Ham.

[josh]

Re: Te he he...I wrote a poem in my head while driving home from class!

The words flow from my open veins
like blood flowing from my open veins

[ErikaFuzzbottom]

Re: Te he he...I wrote a poem in my head while driving home from class!


That...is so...beautiful... It really gets me right here. *points finger into mouth and makes gagging sounds*