The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

[John Mora]

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You guys do realize it's pointless to shout out suggestions after the first person that gets one in, right? :V

[Shard]

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You guys do realize it's pointless to shout out suggestions after the first person that gets one in, right? :V

JM: Review The Impossible Adventure of John Bora.

[Caciss]

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Look out the bathroom window.

You're overcome with the desire to take a gander out your bathroom window.



You quickly remember, however, that you don't have a bathroom window and you wonder what it was that even made you think their was a window in your bathroom. You're far to self conscious to even risk someone seeing your supple naked frame. This room would get pretty dark if the lights should be turned off though, you think.

Equip the curtian rod and display the mad skills you learned from playing as Kilik in Soul Calibur IV.

...By knocking off the shower head and looking inside.

You pick up the curtain rod with unfathomable rage and begin to swing it recklessly within the confines of your bathroom. Your weak pale arms can't control the curtain rod and you strike the shower head with the force of an overgrown baby.



The shower head is knocked loose and marblefall of marbles begin to rapidly fill your bathtub.



Way to go, your bathroom is now an even bigger mess. Maybe you can put these adorable marbles to use though.

[Caciss]

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You guys do realize it's pointless to shout out suggestions after the first person that gets one in, right? :V

Not true, I pick whatever one I think will be the funniest or progress the story the best! Posting ridiculous suggestions probably won't get you anywhere.

[BeeZee]

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Pack your bum full of marbles.

[Adrian Foley]

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Pack your bum full of marbles.

Golly, that doesn't happen until the second date.

I bet they aren't important. You should go into the kitchen and make yourself a very manly sammich.

[Shard]

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See, that makes no kind of sense. He's about to go on a date where he'll probably have something to eat, why ruin his appetite?

JB should use the marbles to knock out the light, because he's an energy-conscious lad.

[Adrian Foley]

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See, that makes no kind of sense. He's about to go on a date where he'll probably have something to eat, why ruin his appetite?

JB should use the marbles to knock out the light, because he's an energy-conscious lad.

Would you like your date thinking you're a fatass?

[Shard]

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He wouldn't start a relationship under false pretenses. Also, he peed on a wall.

[Adrian Foley]

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He wouldn't start a relationship under false pretenses. Also, he peed on a wall.

Everyone does. Even John Bora.

[BeeZee]

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Golly, that doesn't happen until the second date.

Hey, you wanna get dinner for the next two Saturdays?

[Nixon]

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Also, he peed on a wall.

Eh, it was in the privacy of his own home, she'll never know.

I think he should take all the bathtub marbles and drop them into the toilet until the bowl breaks in half.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

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I think he should take all the bathtub marbles and drop them into the toilet until the bowl breaks in half.

I was going to say this, sort of, only I was going to suggest he flush the marbles down the toilet one by one until the pipes clog and the whole bathroom is flooded.

This is awesome, by the way.

[Chrono]

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Strip down naked and bathe in the pool of marbles.

[Magus]

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Yeah, he's gotta get clean for his hot date.