we rappin itt

[jacquel]

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Like Caesar the Great, I shall decide
the victor; my whim turning the tide
Not unlike punishments of that empire, long dead
the consequence for poor rappin' is off wit da head

[Jamos]

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Watch me dance
Gonna pee my pants
Run out like I'm from France.

[hitogoroshi]

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This clash of titans must be briefly postponed
(though rest assured, you will be suitably owned)
to compose my beautiful rhymes that make mortal men weep
it is first necessary that I get some sleep

[Ryner]

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Go enjoy your beauty rest
I hope you dream about being the best
Cause that fiction be your only sanctuary
Fact is you're destined for the mortuary

[Caciss]

Re: we rappin itt

it's proven time after time,
Ry-ry needs to learn to rhy-rhyme.

[Big Rick Cook]

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no homo

[Bon]

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Bon doesn't feel what you're offering
And it won't take a Lifetime to take away your OXYGEN
Cuz' I'm the cable guy, Jim Carrey style
No remorse, and I'll end it with a creepy smile

...

Mr. Jacquel, Mr. Jacquel
Goddamn, is your name such a hazard to spell
I ain't Nelly with the grill or 50 cent with the pecs
I'm a nerdcore nightmare you better respect

....

I've never heard a ginger rap
But if I dissed one directly, I'd bet the ginger snaps
And no, I'm not talking about the dance fad
Then I'll add more insults just to make the ginger mad
They'll want to fight back; they're good as dead
I'll put them in the oven and serve the folks gingerbread
Along with some ginger ale bought from the store
I'll come back a bit later, giving you more

...

[hitogoroshi]

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Ryner, I will continue your rapping lessons
(and ignore all of these other digressions)
and your attacks on me are easily ignorable
because your rhyming skills are simply deplorable

[hitogoroshi]

although on a slight side note
(and this has nothing to do with a boat)
I must have high-bandwidth brags
because whenever I post the pavilion lags

[Kefka Jr.]

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It's a little late and I might like my bed
But I'm hungry - gotta put some food in my head
Pork chops thawin' in my kitchen down the hall
All the way from my room, it's gonna be quite a crawl

Kinda wishin' that the stovetop would just come over
Kinda wishin' that the fridge held somethin' left over
I could bring my laptop, since I'm so resistant to change
But the kitchen's so far, out of my wireless range

It wouldn't be so bad to start cookin' at this hour
But for real tasty chops, I gotta dredge 'em in flour
And adding to the pile - that's not one of my top wishes
'Specially when my roommies stopped washin' the dishes

But nutrition is important, goin' hungry is whack
So I better get to cookin', prep that midnight snack
Yeah, you bet I'm ready to get the **** off this computer
There's one thing that everyone here has got to be: nuder.

[FlamingMage]

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The name is A!
And I’m back in command!
Cause I’m the illest fuhrer,
Representing Deutschland!

Reich one, reich two, reich three-
That’s me! The mastermind behind World War III
No, two! My bad! Oh well, start it over!
Been gone for so long but now I’m back and I’ma show ya!
Everybody Hitler-hatin when they speak my name!
But it’s the new millenium and the Fuhrer has changed!
And what I bet y'all didn’t know is now I’m down with the jews!
The gypsies, homosexuals and retards too!
Cause I stopped burning people, started burning CD’s!
Stopped battlin’ the world, started battlin’ MC’s!
Just started bustin’ rhymes, finally found my groove,
And now the S.S. on my jacket stands for Super Smooth.


To all the aryans in the area that are carryin’ rhymes!
And neo-nazi’s better watch me, catch on up with the times!
When other rappers see me coming, yo they run and they hide!
I grab the mic and commit lyrical genocide!
Cause when it comes to droppin hooks there is - None greater!
Throw a finger to my public, then I grab my dick-tator!
Cause I’m flexin my might and I’m showing my strength,
I’ll get your lady going, get her moaning “Mein Kampf!"
No longer Nazi, but I still like to party!
And there are plenty women up in here with master race-y bodies!
Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know I like em’ that way …
Yo, Goering, you got something to say?


Creep with me, as I roll through the Riech!
Out getting yours while I’m out getting mine!
Got a skull on my jacket. Pimp it, it pays.
Got hoes hunkered in my bunker and they stay there for days.
Got a shorty waiting for me at every point of the land!
And that just comes with being Adolf’s right hand man!
I’m the Chairman of the Council of Defense of the Reich
And if you’ll come back to my castle, babe, we’ll stay up all night!


Driving down the street in my Panzer tank!
Sittin’ drinkin’ Cris’ with my ***** Anne Frank!
And when I step into the club’s you know I’m steppin with style!
Raise my left hand, party people say “Heil!"
Got a page from Eva Braun, that I’ll say that I missed,
There’s a party up at Schindler's and I’m on his A-list
Cause I put my past behind! Ya’ll can think what you will!
But no more propaganda, it’s Triumph of the Ill!

[Cutter De Blanc]

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Battle rap a rap battle, Diamondback, my tail rattle,

slickest versin', quickest cursin', off the cuff, don't need rehearsin'

Rollin' down to beggar's row an' trippin' off the afterglow, ****in' *****es, pimpin' ho's, turinin' out the twelve year olds,

drinkin' 40's make 'em last, crack a twelve pack, drink that fast, fifth of whiskey get me smashed, but either way we'll have a blast,

Gettin' hyphy, eat some E, take off your clothes and dance with me, have some more but don't OD, they'll lock my ass up in county correctional facility

On the dance floor, feel the heat, it'll burn your ass if you're in your seat, so shake that thing, pump to the beat, cuz somethin' nasty's somethin' sweet,

I just can't stop, I drop the top, I gotta twenty-two gauge an' I'll pop a cop, It's just a badge, you're just a man, too drab to grasp my master plan,

Kid I'm an ace, you better watch your place, lose that grin or you'll get defaced, Winnin' this race with wicked grace, cuz I'm out of time and out of space

[Denmo]

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You can't expect me to be readin'
This rap while my eyes be bleedin'
So gents this is me concedin'
This forum is totally gay.

[Duel]

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You guys suck at raping

Sounds like windowpane's scratching.

I have no idea what a beat is but I CAN BEAT YOU!

Because I can get past World 2....in Mario...

This forum is weird not sure why.

Maybe, the colors...hey, you got something in your eye!

OH IS MAH FIST! Word

[FlamingMage]

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You guys suck at raping

Yo Duel,
Either learn to spell
Or go to hell.