NDEs

[Kire]

I almost wish I was straight so I could be told that "I am NOTthe father!" From what I've seen on the Maury Povich show, it's one of the most joyous experinces a man can have.

(NDE stands for "near dad exerience)

and yes, I'm bored.

[American Hero]

Re: NDEs

I had a NDE once, I got a new phone in December and I had to put all the numbers from my old phone in the new one, and I left several people out that I hadn't talked to in a while. Well a few days later I got a text from someone, I didn't want to be rude so I talked to them as if I knew who they were. I didn't want them to know I deleted their number from my phone. Anyway long story short she ended up telling me she was pregnant and I was the father. Then I freaked out and asked who she was and luckily she just had the wrong number. I was very happy.