Christian side hug

[Dallas Alvis II]

Re: Christian side hug

Dallas, isn't that statement also a generalization of a people that you don't share the same beliefs with?

I thought it was obvious enough that I was being sarcastic. But yeah, it was a generalization in of itself and that's kind of what I was getting at.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: Christian side hug

Welp, that does it, now I want to be a Christian for sure.


Gimme that Christian side hug!

[Dallas Alvis II]

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Hug your damn self. I'm not feeling all touchie-feelie this morning.

....Get away! All of you!

[Jeroak Nelave]

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that is just sad...in a profound way...

[Jamos]

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I thought it was obvious enough that I was being sarcastic. But yeah, it was a generalization in of itself and that's kind of what I was getting at.

It was my first thought, but around here it is kind of hard to tell sometimes. No biggie, though.

[IamPinhead]

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Every time I hug someone, the only part of the hug I feel is my genitals being stimulated.

Or is that the devil I feel? So hard to tell.

That's God's preemptive strike: you now have herpesyphilgonocancerAIDS. You should have went for the side hug, but instead you've been punished for your heathenism.

[orius]

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I went to a private Catholic school and none of the girls seemed especially horny. If anything, they seemed pretty sexually satisfied!

I got the impression that they were both.

Of both men and women.

I wonder what today's mega-conservatives today think about how the proper male greeting in the Middle East is a friendly frontal bear hug.

And people back then were real men with big, bushy beards and carpets on their chests and...

'scuse me.

Men hug in the Middle East, Europe, and other parts of the world except North America. We got some weird crap combining silly Puritanicalism and homophobia going on here.

[FlamingMage]

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I'm a straight man. I front hug both guys and girls. I see nothing wrong with the hug; it is the purest and most distilled version of 'being there' for someone, as a friend, a supporter, or just a symbolic wall between them and the big, scary world.

So don't gimme that Christian side ****.

[Vanilla Iced Tea]

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It's supposed to be a joke.

[simple man]

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It's supposed to be a joke.

you ruin all the fun!

[Cutter De Blanc]

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It's supposed to be a joke.

My illusions of Christianity have been shattered again.

I bet Old testament God wouldn't think it was very funny.

[Kire]

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I'm not convinced it's a joke. This was performed at a Christian conference. Show me proof!!!

The Christian Side-Hug rap comes courtesy of the Encounter Generation Conference, an annual Christian youth gathering which hopes to “bring the power, authenticity, and relevance of Jesus Christ to their culture.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_369651.html

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/b...be-too-sinful/

[Kire]

Re: Christian side hug

I'm not convinced it's a joke. This was performed at a Christian conference. Show me proof!!!

The Christian Side-Hug rap comes courtesy of the Encounter Generation Conference, an annual Christian youth gathering which hopes to “bring the power, authenticity, and relevance of Jesus Christ to their culture.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_369651.html

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/b...be-too-sinful/

[orius]

Re: Christian side hug

It gets worse. Apparently some of them think the Bible is too liberal, so they're taking steps to fix that.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_rel_conservative_bible

I guess they failed to notice in all their reading of the Bible that

JESUS WAS A RADICAL

which is why he got crucified.

[archerarmored]

Re: Christian side hug

Everyone come'ere,

ArcherArmored is going to give you a real and loving hug.

<3

*hug*