Fortune Cookie= False Hope

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: Fortune Cookie= False Hope

"Good things come to those whom wait."

That's no ****ing fortune!

thats the short answer for sorry please try again.

[Big Rick Cook]

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NECROPOLIS RISING

I got a fortune cookie today. The fortune within was so priceless I had to bring a topic back from the dead just to share it with you.

"A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife."

I like the Chinese. They're good people. Treat their women right.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

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One of my latest cookie fortunes said "The next few days will be very ucky for you."

Even fortune cookies have typos, I guess.

[Valkysas]

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I got one years ago that said "sod off, f*g". (the "*" is an "a")

that one was the best.

Note: it wasnt from a restaurant. this was at a party.

[John Mora]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW6mne4DLqU

[d2king10]

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My friend grabbed two fortune cookies once when we were leaving, and both were blank.

[JPS]

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He nullified the fortunes when he took more then one.

The selfish heart has no luck

[IRC]

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Oh yeah, my investment. I must have forgotten about it.

*whistles innocently*

[jvrlopez]

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I got these at Queen's Buffet in Biloxi, Mississippi-

[Bon]

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I feel so loved right now.

[Blackberry]

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"Someday people will live on the moon."

Seriously, I got that in a fortune cookie once.

[Big Rick Cook]

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Again with the rep from ages-old topics.

I pinned my sexist fortune up on my wall.