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    #31
    Re: Fortune Cookie= False Hope

    Originally posted by Jamos View Post
    "Good things come to those whom wait."

    That's no ****ing fortune!
    thats the short answer for sorry please try again.

    Thank you Ωbright for the sig fix!
    Card Three is released! You can find it here!

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      #32
      Re: Fortune Cookie= False Hope

      NECROPOLIS RISING

      I got a fortune cookie today. The fortune within was so priceless I had to bring a topic back from the dead just to share it with you.

      "A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife."

      I like the Chinese. They're good people. Treat their women right.
      "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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        #33
        Re: Fortune Cookie= False Hope

        One of my latest cookie fortunes said "The next few days will be very ucky for you."

        Even fortune cookies have typos, I guess.
        "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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          #34
          Re: Fortune Cookie= False Hope

          I got one years ago that said "sod off, f*g". (the "*" is an "a")

          that one was the best.

          Note: it wasnt from a restaurant. this was at a party.
          Last edited by Valkysas; 07-01-2008, 03:44 PM.



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            #35
            Re: Fortune Cookie= False Hope

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW6mne4DLqU

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              #36
              Re: Fortune Cookie= False Hope

              My friend grabbed two fortune cookies once when we were leaving, and both were blank.

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                #37
                Re: Fortune Cookie= False Hope

                He nullified the fortunes when he took more then one.

                The selfish heart has no luck

                Here I come Pav, like the Kool-Aid man barging into a funeral! Oh yeah!

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                  #38
                  Re: Fortune Cookie= False Hope

                  Originally posted by PostulateMan View Post
                  Oh yeah, my investment. I must have forgotten about it.
                  *whistles innocently*
                  The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                    #39
                    Re: Fortune Cookie= False Hope

                    I got these at Queen's Buffet in Biloxi, Mississippi-



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                      #40
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                      I feel so loved right now.

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                        #41
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                        "Someday people will live on the moon."

                        Seriously, I got that in a fortune cookie once.

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                          #42
                          Re: Fortune Cookie= False Hope

                          Again with the rep from ages-old topics.

                          I pinned my sexist fortune up on my wall.
                          "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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