How can you tell if you're in love?

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

Maybe you'll know what love feels like WHEN YOU LOVE YOURSELF?

So never for me then.

[Hyper Dingo]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

When you see somone you love soooo much, you pee your pants then and there.

If they run away it was never meant to be......

[ReverendWolf]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy has this to say about love:

avoid at all costs

[Sezjeuric]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

Translated means....

If you can handle her PMS after the dust settles, you're in love.

If you can go buy her tampons and Maxipads at that time of the month, you're in love.

If you can handle any crazy sisters she has, you're in love.

If you can keep replenishing her chocolate supply, you're in love.

Do you watch chick flicks with her and paint her nails? You're whipped. Now get you ass back in that kitchen and fry me some bacon!

[Dusk Raven]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

If you can handle her PMS after the dust settles, you're in love.

P... M... S...? Do I want to know?

[Perversion]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

....




Ummm....your parents never taught you about the birds and the bees?

[Dusk Raven]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

Not directly....

[IRC]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

Not directly....

I thought you were a girl? If so get ready for fun.

If you can go buy her tampons and Maxipads at that time of the month, you're in love.

I'll never be in love.

[Goufunaki]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

Don't get stung!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_and_the_bees

[Sezjeuric]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

Pre Menstrual Syndrome
When all the hormones in her body fluctuate. This causes mood swings similar to someone who is bipolar. Also, food cravings (Mine are cheese and chocolate, and I am lactose intolerant), bloatiness, and cramps like you wouldn't believe unless you've had a huge kidney stone.

So you get an emotionally unhinged female who is hunched over in pain, feeling like a beluga whale from retaining water, feeling fat from said bloatiness and from eating all that junk food she craves.....

It's utter madness.

[IRC]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

PMC?

[Sezjeuric]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

I'll never be in love.

It's either that or a baby.

I mean, come on, which would you rather buy- maxipads, or baby diapers?

[IRC]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

Honestly?

[Sezjeuric]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

Hey, if you hate dealing with buying maxi pads for a week, just don't wrap it. Maybe the cashier will hit on you as you stock up on Huggies.


Hmmm, IRC as a father? Interesting....

[Czechs Mex]

Re: How can you tell if you're in love?

Wait, is PMS that thing that gives you the inability to go to the damn store yourself?