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    #1

    SimonSezSanta

    http://www.simonsezsanta.com/


    This is kinda neat
    Give him any action and there's a good chance he'll do it
    eat
    fart
    fly
    disappear
    backflip
    beer
    etc....
    try your own
    Everything is a Riemann sum of a lot of nothing.
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    #2
    Re: SimonSezSanta

    Told him to sodomize and he didn't.

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      #3
      Re: SimonSezSanta

      I told him to hump

      and well a female came and he did sorta
      ~~~~
      type
      kill rudolph
      hell I even typed in frolic and he did it.
      Last edited by neobi; 12-12-2006, 01:14 AM.
      Everything is a Riemann sum of a lot of nothing.

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        #4
        Re: SimonSezSanta

        Masturbate.

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          #5
          Re: SimonSezSanta

          I told him to scream.

          Also, he can moo like a cow.

          Edit: Type "strip". It's hilarious.
          Last edited by Fushigi na Renamon; 12-12-2006, 01:24 AM.
          "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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            #6
            Re: SimonSezSanta

            Tell him to destroy.

            Ninja and Karate are also quite nice.
            Last edited by Garr123; 12-12-2006, 01:30 AM.
            "At first it just looked like a picture of a bunch of lily pads, but then I started scraping at it with my pocket knife and the whole painting just sort of spoke to me," Schmidt said. "For the first time, I finally understand what Monet was trying to get across in her work."

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              #7
              Re: SimonSezSanta

              Angry and Disco.
              "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                #8
                Re: SimonSezSanta

                "power ranger" makes him mad...



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                  #9
                  Re: SimonSezSanta

                  I called him a slut and he got angry. *snicker*

                  Coincidentally, if you swear at him he sings.
                  Last edited by Fushigi na Renamon; 12-12-2006, 01:45 AM.
                  "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                    #10
                    Re: SimonSezSanta

                    Pretty cool. Unfortunately, die, die hard, die harder, and die hard with a vengence all produce the same result.

                    I told him to punch rudolph and he beat Mrs. Claus like Ike Turner.

                    I put "stop being gay" and he said "You don't really expect me to do that do you?" No, I really didn't.
                    Last edited by DarkwingChuck; 12-12-2006, 02:07 AM.
                    I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                      #11
                      Re: SimonSezSanta

                      I told him to smoke a joint. Mrs. Clause came up and lit one for him. Then I had him eat some shrooms.
                      The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                        #12
                        Re: SimonSezSanta

                        Originally posted by The Toecutter View Post
                        I told him to smoke a joint. Mrs. Clause came up and lit one for him. Then I had him eat some shrooms.
                        I didn't believe it at first, then I saw it.

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                          #13
                          Re: SimonSezSanta

                          BURN THE TREE

                          KICK RUDOLF (his ninja skills are awesome)

                          "Throw away your hat" and he tosses a present

                          "Guitar" and he does some riffs. Awesome
                          Last edited by OmegaD3k; 12-12-2006, 09:37 AM.

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                            #14
                            Re: SimonSezSanta

                            "kiss rudolph" and he makes out with him
                            "break dance"
                            "moon" I got mooned by santa
                            Last edited by JPS; 12-12-2006, 10:06 AM.

                            Here I come Pav, like the Kool-Aid man barging into a funeral! Oh yeah!

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                              #15
                              Re: SimonSezSanta

                              Originally posted by JPS Innovations View Post
                              "moon" I got mooned by santa
                              Hey, you asked for it!

                              Unfortunately 'gain some weight' is not in his repetoire...although 'grow a real beard' is kinda funny. At least he gets rid of that damn THROAT CURTAIN!
                              Last edited by Ωbright; 12-12-2006, 11:36 AM.

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