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    farts on a plane!

    Slow posting day. Here's something to peruse...

    http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/12/06....ap/index.html

    Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing

    "An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

    The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

    The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said."

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    They wouldn't let her back on.
    ...and that's why.

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      She hijacked the plane with weapons of gas distraction.
      I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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        Queef, I bet.

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          Thats funny, so why did they make the plane land if they knew it came from matches??

          You sort of figured with all the supposed "high-security" checks they would confiscate matches...but we've been known to not do something and say we did before

          Here I come Pav, like the Kool-Aid man barging into a funeral! Oh yeah!

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