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Kire
12-06-2006, 02:52 PM
Slow posting day. Here's something to peruse...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/12/06/plane.passing.gas.ap/index.html

Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing

"An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said."

Denmo
12-06-2006, 02:57 PM
:lol They wouldn't let her back on. :lol

Chuck
12-06-2006, 03:23 PM
She hijacked the plane with weapons of gas distraction.

John Mora
12-06-2006, 04:07 PM
Queef, I bet.

JPS
12-06-2006, 04:16 PM
:lol Thats funny, so why did they make the plane land if they knew it came from matches??

You sort of figured with all the supposed "high-security" checks they would confiscate matches...but we've been known to not do something and say we did before:lol