I have a work review Friday

[IRC]

It is at 11am for my job as a computer lab assistant.

I think that my many positive qualities out way my negative ones. I excell at showing initiative. For instance, today our stapler is broken in the Derrick Hall lab, so I called the person who orders supplies to see if we had any staplers. She said we did and she'd send someone down to drop one off.

I also go above and beyond the call of duty. Where as other people would just say that the stapler is broken I go ahead and tell them where they can find one nearby. Additionally, when someone has a question on how to do something with one of the programs I try to help them even though being a tutor is not in the job description. When someone asks for that kind of help it is very easy for us to simply say we don't know, but I try to figure out how to help them even if I do not know how to offhand.

I also excell in team building and general knowledge of computers. Don't know how to send something as an attachment, which is suprisingly common? I'm your man.

My only negatives are that sometimes I am late due to living off campus and having to catch a bus.

In conclusion I think I deserve to get my 25 cent raise this semester.

[Shard]

We feel as though Mr. Superhappyfuncow has been a fine employee here in the computer lab, however we would like to put forth these suggestions:


We feel a three-day Sensitivity course to be held during his lunch-breaks would prove most beneficial. While the initiative shown in, not only informing our patrons of our stapler's temporary unavailablity, but spearheading the effort in procuring a replacement was both timely and good for our lab's image as a helpful and congenial place to do work, his reference to our procurement specialist "Becky" as a "steaming, pile of whore-vomit" fell short of the air of cordiality we've come to expect.

In lieu of a 25 cent raise paid in U.S. currency, we would like to suggest that it be paid in coupons. We feel that we may actually generate revenue for our lab's operating costs if this were to be implemented.

Finally, we recognize that Mr. Superhappyfuncow has had problems arriving to work on time due to circumstances beyond his control, but we must do our best to provide services when our posted hours indicate. To that end, we would like to suggest that on consecutive work-days Mr. Superhappyfuncow be allowed to sleep on the floor of the lab on a hypoallergenic mat. We feel that this will minimize the effect of his tardiness on lab hours.

[Alzar]

i want a 25 raise for the lab i work at

i mean, i deserve it too, GAWSH

[IRC]

But you're azn so you don't get paid cause you like computers. Now be quiet and fix my VCR.

[Alzar]

is crock brinking twelve?

[IRC]

No my clock is not blinking at all. There is peanut butter where the cassete should be.

[Maijo]

Sadly, no asian can quite help you with that. Unless it's some sort of asian dog thing.

[Alzar]

ALL ASIAN DOGS ARE EATEN BY ASIANS

[Maijo]

What about American dogs that are outsourced to Asia? WHAT ABOUT THEM, HUH?!

[Perversion]

I just found out yesterday that my manager just gave me a $1.20 raise because she thinks I am such a good employee. That is all.

[Red Dragon]

What about American dogs that are outsourced to Asia? WHAT ABOUT THEM, HUH?!

Real American dogs wouldn't allow that.

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