Jesus no good for poor kids.

[IRC]

Toys for Tots rejects Jesus dolls.

[Smurf Taco]

Re: Jesus no good for poor kids.

I bet it's because Jesus looks poor and would upset the children.

[Nixon]

Re: Jesus no good for poor kids.

Grein questioned whether children would welcome a gift designed for religious instruction. "Kids want a gift for the holiday season that is fun," he said.

All the religious crap aside, I have to agree with this particular point. A Jesus doll is not a fun toy.

[Kire]

Re: Jesus no good for poor kids.

maybe it's a Republican Jesus doll. Instead of saying "the meek shall inherit the earth," he says things like "pull yourself up by your bootstraps!" and "scientists are tryin' to kill mah daddy."

[jvrlopez]

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They should donate Neon Tikis. They're always fun.

[Kire]

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screw that, that guy looks like more fun! buy him!

[H2SO4]

Re: Jesus no good for poor kids.

Yeah, a Jesus doll wouldn't be very fun to play with. And I don't agree with making "biblical" toys. It's just stupid.

[Blackberry]

Re: Jesus no good for poor kids.

All the religious crap aside, I have to agree with this particular point. A Jesus doll is not a fun toy.

I had fun with my Jesus action figure. He came with a map of a pool of water.

[Nixon]

Re: Jesus no good for poor kids.

But this isn't even an action figure. It's a doll, and dolls are for girly girls. :P

Now if he had wheels and sparks shot out of his mouth, that might be worthwhile (and a potential fire hazard).

[JPS]

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Jesus toys are fun...you can tell your blind grandfather his Jesus doll will make him see again and shove the Jesus doll hands into grandpas eyes, then ya, they could make God dolls and plague humanity for not worshipping him, then make it rain for 40 days and 40 nights to flush the human race of it's filth....just like Hitler, Saddam, and Bush did in alternate ways

[IRC]

Re: Jesus no good for poor kids.

He does come with combat knife and kung-fu grip.

[Chad]

Re: Jesus no good for poor kids.

Jesus toys are fun...you can tell your blind grandfather his Jesus doll will make him see again and shove the Jesus doll hands into grandpas eyes, then ya, they could make God dolls and plague humanity for not worshipping him, then make it rain for 40 days and 40 nights to flush the human race of it's filth....just like Hitler, Saddam, and Bush did in alternate ways

En ingles por favor.

[JPS]

Re: Jesus no good for poor kids.

He does come with combat knife and kung-fu grip.

Reminds me of an episode of Robot Chicken

[DYRE]

Re: Jesus no good for poor kids.

My Jesus action figure is better than that doll.

[Valkysas]

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You have one of those too? I got a bunch of them a few years ago and would race them. (they have wheels)