Yellow Jellyfish.

[Lunchbox]

So yah, by the time you get around to reading this, I will have barfed about a million times. Well, before I get going, lets go into some detail first. Me, Gloomy and Porkchop were all up at a buddy of theirs. I had just gotten off work and they were already doing some drinking. So I got me a pint of Captain Morgan and about 2 litres of Sunny D. Mixed em up and drank the whole thing.

The "party" crashed and we all went home roughly 30 minutes after I got there. Went home, went to sleep after watchin' a lil tv.

November 11th 8:32 AM

It came. Like a big yellow wave of dry heaving apocalypse. I was laying in bed, half awake thinkin' I should get up and give a call to my Saturday pick D&D game (yeah I'm that nerdy). Then I got the feeling. I had to chunder. So out of the bed I shoot in a mad charge towards the porcelain princess to get better acquainted.

I puke and puke and puke and puke! It's like a big ol' yellow jelly fish are flying out of me. I have no food in me at this point, I ate around 2pm yesterday, so it's almost 18 hours later.

Gloomy and Porkchop were in his bedroom listening to the whole thing, just laughing their asses off. They'll back up my story on this one.

It is now 10:45 AM. And I've had 4 rounds of fun. I sound like the god damn woolly whatsit. Damn woolly bastard.

[IRC]

Re: Yellow Jellyfish.

Oh man, I remember one time I couldn't quite make the toilet so I just let it go in the sink. I must have lain on the floor for at least an hour not doing anything but hurling into the toilet. It was a ***** to clean the tub and I eventually had to call the maintenance man to unclog my drain.

And yeah I'm talking about throwing up from drinking.

[Funk]

Re: Yellow Jellyfish.

One time I had a sip of my Daddy's beer.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Yellow Jellyfish.

I haven't puked from drinking since 2002. It's just not worth it.

[Lunchbox]

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I don't think this is from drinking any more. I've had the "drunk" pukes, I can deal with that, one powerful yellow stream and its over with me. I think I got my lunchbox ass a tummy flu! Oh yah, I chucked my cookies another 2 times.

[facts]

Re: Yellow Jellyfish.

Thank god I have a liver problem and can never have alchohol.

[Nixon]

Re: Yellow Jellyfish.

Stomach infections can cause the heaves, and eventually you'll just be tossing up bile. You should see a doc if you've been doing that for an entire day or more.

I've never gotten sick from drinking too much, but my lifelong stomach issues (which my gastroenterologists STILL can't figure out) have caused me to be violently ill for days. Thankfully, I've never puked anywhere but the toilet or the garbage can. One of my pet peeves is cleaning up vomit, so I go to great lengths to avoid that.

Dave, on the other hand, got totally wasted a month or two ago, came home, passed out, then immediatly woke up and puked all over himself and the bed (right next to me). He's very lucky that I love him, because I really wanted to slap him after all that.

[Lunchbox]

Re: Yellow Jellyfish.

Alrighty, time for the update. Well its the next day, and I'm feeling much better. Except that I sound like a damn tank now, cuz I puked my throat horace. Yah me!

[Drazus]

Re: Yellow Jellyfish.

Get some flu-buster, provided you're not allergic to garlic, habarneros, onions, jalapenos, garlic, peppers, and garlic. It'll instantly clear and cure your throat. (For me, it got rid of strep in roughly 5 seconds. It was painful though.)