Let's see who hangs out with the stupidest people.
1.
Girl in science class: "Where does the moon go during the day? Does it just, like, disappear?"
2.
Friend 1: "I'm trying to get tickets to the U.S. open."
C*ckman: "U.S. Open? Isn't that in France?"
Everyone: "..."
(10 seconds pass)
C*ckman: "Ohh...... HUHUHUHUHUH."
3.
Me: "You're allergic to tomatoes? How'd you find that out?"
Girl: "I ate some tomatoes."
Me: "Oh."
Someone's got to have something better than that.
1.
Girl in science class: "Where does the moon go during the day? Does it just, like, disappear?"
2.
Friend 1: "I'm trying to get tickets to the U.S. open."
C*ckman: "U.S. Open? Isn't that in France?"
Everyone: "..."
(10 seconds pass)
C*ckman: "Ohh...... HUHUHUHUHUH."
3.
Me: "You're allergic to tomatoes? How'd you find that out?"
Girl: "I ate some tomatoes."
Me: "Oh."
Someone's got to have something better than that.




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