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    The stupidest question/comment you've ever heard.

    Let's see who hangs out with the stupidest people.

    1.
    Girl in science class: "Where does the moon go during the day? Does it just, like, disappear?"

    2.
    Friend 1: "I'm trying to get tickets to the U.S. open."
    C*ckman: "U.S. Open? Isn't that in France?"
    Everyone: "..."
    (10 seconds pass)
    C*ckman: "Ohh...... HUHUHUHUHUH."

    3.
    Me: "You're allergic to tomatoes? How'd you find that out?"
    Girl: "I ate some tomatoes."
    Me: "Oh."

    Someone's got to have something better than that.
    Last edited by Czechs Mex; 11-11-2006, 02:15 AM.

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    Re: The stupidest question/comment you've ever heard.

    This is true.

    Girl: What's that thing that goes down?
    Me: A hill.
    Girl: Yeah!!

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      #3
      Re: The stupidest question/comment you've ever heard.

      should have replied with "you".



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        #4
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        "I think Arnold Schwarzenegger is a good actor."

        My sister is an air head, here's some of the things shes said that are memorable:
        Me: "He got testicular cancer."
        Sister: "Who?"
        Me: "Rodger, remember? he was that black kid"
        Sister: "I think I know who you're talking about, does he have red hair?"

        Me: "Steve Austin, the six million dollar man. You didn't know who the six million dollar man was?"
        Sister: "Donald Trump?"

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          Hes got red in his hair!

          ...and blonde...
          Last edited by Red Dragon; 11-11-2006, 02:25 AM.

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            #6
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            I cant remember the exact exchange, but my mom once tried to talk to (former pavilion member) mikochan about how angry she was about so many immigrants coming to the US and stealing our jobs, somehow not remembering that mikochan is an immigrant herself. poor girl just stood there in shock.



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              #7
              Re: The stupidest question/comment you've ever heard.

              That had to have been the most akward moment ever.
              "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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                #8
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                My mom didnt even realize what she did. mikochan just ended up walking away after a moment.



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                  #9
                  Re: The stupidest question/comment you've ever heard.

                  Sister: "Hey Dad, what's that big gray box down in the basement for?"
                  Dad: "...You mean the furnace?"
                  Sister: "Yeah... what's that for?"

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                    #10
                    Re: The stupidest question/comment you've ever heard.

                    Oh, wow. was your sister thrown at the wall as a baby?



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                      #11
                      Re: The stupidest question/comment you've ever heard.

                      Apparently I'm not the only one with an air head sister.

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                        #12
                        Re: The stupidest question/comment you've ever heard.

                        Originally posted by Valkysas View Post
                        Oh, wow. was your sister thrown at the wall as a baby?
                        Not hard enough.
                        Last edited by Czechs Mex; 11-11-2006, 02:41 AM.

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                          "If you can't take the heat in the dressing room, then get out of the kitchen." ~Paris Hilton

                          "And that's just the tip of the ice-cube." ~Some politician. Can't remember.
                          "Those who want peace must prepare for war."

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                            #14
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                            "I believe that gay marrage is a choice between a man and a woman." -Govanator of California

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                              #15
                              Re: The stupidest question/comment you've ever heard.

                              This is from a movie, so it doesn't really count, but it seems to fit, so here goes...

                              Character 1: Where do these stairs go?
                              Character 2: They go up.
                              Last edited by Perversion; 11-11-2006, 02:52 AM.

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