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    Evangelical booty call

    http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/03/hag...ons/index.html

    For me, the jury is still out on this one...although now the pastor says he bought metamphetamines from the guy and then "threw them away." Yeah right. The guy who's claiming to be his ho says he has a bunch of messages on his machine to prove his claim. If those become public, that'll be right up there w/ the Foley IMs!

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    I like that picture they've got up of the "male prostitute"
    The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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      They'd make such a cute couple.

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        wow! some guy i've never heard of is suspected of using drugs and having sex!




        *takes a nap*

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          #5
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          But he's a gay evangelical. Having gay sex with gay men and doing all kinds of gay drug experimentation because they're gay.


          GAY!!!
          The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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            The Rev. Ted Haggard, who resigned as one of the nation's top evangelical leaders, admitted Friday he had contacted male prostitute Mike Jones "for a massage" and bought drugs from him.
            Yeah, right.
            "I cried many nights, I got sick tormenting myself about whether I should do this," he said. "I finally had to come to peace with myself ... I had to do the moral thing."
            This coming from the prostitute. I think it's a little late to start being moral now. I'm pretty sure you could heal lepers and raise the dead and it still wouldn't make up for being a gay crack whore.
            I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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              #7
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              Oh, you evangelical Christians!

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                #8
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                massage? MASSAGE??? that's awesome. Maybe he meant get his prostate massaged.

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                  #9
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                  Most of those famous Christian personalities are hypocrites, we just haven't gotten the dirt on all of them yet.

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                    #10
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                    Originally posted by Riotsword View Post
                    Most everybody in the world are hypocrites, we just haven't gotten the dirt on all of them yet.
                    Fixed.
                    I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                      After much reflection, I have to come clean. I raped a turtle once.



                      I do feel better.
                      So you're a fish out of water...
                      Keep swimming.
                      What else can you do?

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                        Why do gays bash other gays while trying to seem straight?

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                          #13
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                          It's like that thing where you push a girl down on the playground back in elementary school.
                          The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                            Originally posted by Vonwert View Post
                            Why do gays bash other gays while trying to seem straight?
                            It's like overcompensation. They're worried if they're even nice to gay guys people will suspect them, much like a lot of actually straight guys do. Then there's the factor of hating themselves for being gay and taking it out on others and jealousy over guys who are able to live openly. It's several layers of angst on top of the usual crap.
                            I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                              Well, that didn't take long.
                              http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/05/hag...ons/index.html
                              Eat Smello.

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