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GOD
10-31-2006, 07:03 PM
I've been on vacation for the past 2 thousand years. So what has been going on in the world? I would have checked in on you guys, but I was busy. I was in a pie eating contest with Budda.... I lost. Then there was poker night with Vishnu and Allah. I could swear Vishnu had some cards up his sleeves, but there were too many arms to check. My losing streak continued and now I'm living at my nephew Zeus' place. Things haven't been too great for the almighty. So please forgive my absence. :tear
Kire
10-31-2006, 07:06 PM
Everyone says you hate me. :(
Jesus Christ
10-31-2006, 07:06 PM
Dad, you're a bum!

YOU HAVEN'T WORKED IN YEARS.

I thought we had our dream... but, but this isn't it.
GOD
10-31-2006, 07:12 PM
That's it, you're grounded little mister! Back to earth you go!
Jesus Christ
10-31-2006, 07:12 PM
I don't have to listen to you anymore!

I've already done my part, WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO YOURS?!
GOD
10-31-2006, 07:17 PM
I'm a greeter at Wal-Mart, dammit! I happen to be doing my part.
d2king10
10-31-2006, 07:17 PM
:lol
Jesus Christ
10-31-2006, 07:18 PM
Does being the world's creator ring a bell?

Maybe you forgot about that, huh?
jvrlopez
10-31-2006, 07:20 PM
Man, you guys just did a good job of alienating Roneatek.

:(
GOD
10-31-2006, 07:23 PM
Leave your poor ol' man alone, you know my memory isn't what it use to be.
Jesus Christ
10-31-2006, 07:24 PM
Whatever, I'm going out.
A.L.I.C.E.
10-31-2006, 11:04 PM
Did you go to Catholic school, Jesus?
Xeno's Kire Baby
10-31-2006, 11:07 PM
So...... is heaven out of the question for me?
Cliff burton
10-31-2006, 11:09 PM
I second his question.
Prince Myer
10-31-2006, 11:14 PM
I spent last night in a ditch.
GOD
10-31-2006, 11:19 PM
Yeah.... about the whole ditch thing. My bad.

So...... is heaven out of the question for me?
Of course not, heaven has recently built a gay neighborhood.
Glueme
10-31-2006, 11:31 PM
Make more boobs please, big ones if possible.
Ωbright
10-31-2006, 11:32 PM
heaven has recently built a gay neighborhood.

But in 'Heaven time', that was about 3,000 years ago...wasn't it?
jvrlopez
10-31-2006, 11:32 PM
Pat Robertson wants to know why you blocked his phone number.
GOD
10-31-2006, 11:35 PM
He wouldn't stop calling. :(