Can you speak any foreign languages?

[A.L.I.C.E.]

I would like to know. I try to lead a moral life.

[jvrlopez]

Spanish.

[A.L.I.C.E.]

Spanish.

Could you teach me a few phrases in spanish?

[MrMonkeyMan]

I took Spanish classes in high school and Japanese classes in college and did a self teaching Russian thing. I very vaguely remember a tiny bit from each. So, no is my short answer.

[Secret Identity]

Yo compre las pastilla por el hombre en la esquina.

[A.L.I.C.E.]

Yo compre las pastilla por el hombre en la esquina.

I don't understand this.

[jvrlopez]

"I buy the tablet by the man in the corner."

Here's some (basic - I'm not going into the whole changing the verb because of the noun's plurality) phrases in Spanish with the literal English translation-

"Que hora es?" - What time is it?
"Adonde estas..." Where did (subject) come, coming from?
"Donde estas..." Where is...? (estamos for plural - "are")
"Habla espanol?" Do you speak Spanish?
"Chingar tu madre" - **** your mother!
"Un conazo" - a pain
"Cono" - what the hell / grief / do not want
"Chingo" - Lots of...
"Plata" - literally silver, but slang for money
"Guay" - Cool, stylish, sometimes used as slang to refer to your 'brothers', etc
"tienes dinero?" - got money?
"Tu conocer este?" - do you know this?
"Pinche..." - ****ing
"Que bonita" - How pretty (in reference to female)
"Que bonito" - How pretty (male)
"Que bruto" - How harsh
"Esta es..." - This is (in relation to female subjects)
"Este es..." - This is (in relation to male subjects)
"Hasta la vista, baby" - After the movie, baby

Remember that in Spanish, the noun comes before the adjective (big house = casa grande) and don't forget your accents and acentos!

[SirGMagus]

AFTER THE MOVIE!?! MORE LIKE SEE YOU LATER!!

[jvrlopez]

I said they're literal.

DUR.

But I can see where you're coming from. Vista means to watch, view, see and is slang for movies (which is actually película).

[Secret Identity]

My Spanish teacher in high school told us never to trust native speakers.

Pastillas are pills i.e. drugs.

[jvrlopez]

My spanish teacher was a total nut. I gave up on Spanish ages ago once my grandparents died and I didn't have to bother anymore. Though it did cost me a job at the Grayhound station.

[SirGMagus]

Hello? I speak Spanish. Is there anything I can't do?

[jvrlopez]

SHUT UP, TORRES.

I'M A LOPEZ, WHICH IS MORE SPANISH, LATIN, MEXICAN, VENEZUELAN, WHATEVER THAN YOU.

[SirTMagus]

WATASHI WA NIHONGO O HANASEMASU~~

n_n'

[A.L.I.C.E.]

WATASHI WA NIHONGO O HANASEMASU~~

n_n'

Are you very angry?

[SirTMagus]

All the time.

Just ask one of MY CLONE-BROTHERS.

[Red_Dragon]

I speak Klingon.

[Secret Identity]

WATASHI WA NIHONGO O HANASEMASU~~

n_n'

Shouldn't it be Boku wa nihongo o hanashimasu?

[A.L.I.C.E.]

All the time.

That is a lot. Angry at what?

Just ask one of MY CLONE-BROTHERS.

They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.

[SirTMagus]

Shouldn't it be Boku wa nihongo o hanashimasu?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/sirtmagus/7.jpg

[JPS]

just because your name is spanish doesnt make you spanish

i could've named my son Hiroshi, that doesnt mean he's japanese :)

but no, I speak no foreign languages

[jvrlopez]

Hiroshi automatically makes anyone Japanese.

[Ejfiiur]

honto ni faggoty desu, lopez-kun

[A.L.I.C.E.]

honto ni faggoty desu, lopez-kun

It is not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

[Secret Identity]

honto ni faggoty desu, lopez-kun

Shouldn't Lopez-kun go before honto ni.

[Redneck 2000]

wow i dont recognize anyone in this thread whats up magus

[myoky]

I can count to 100 in French

Can say basic phrases in Spanish and count to 20.

Can count to 10 in Latin

Can count to 10 in Japanese and can say basic phrases.

Can count to 10 in German and say basic phrases.

[SirGMagus]

I... I am not a clone!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o316/FAKEHALLOWEEN/clone.jpg