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    #1

    As of Tomorrow, I am an Office Grunt!

    Yup.

    Starting my new job with the Government of Alberta, Ministry of Justice, tomorrow morning. I get to take money from Dads who have been ordered by the court to pay child support. Also, filing. Hurr.

    Yay for money!

    I landed this job a while back, but there were a zillion other "OMG I have a new job!" topics at the time, so I figured I'd space it out a little.

    "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."
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    #2
    Re: As of Tomorrow, I am an Office Grunt!

    woot! grats on the new gig.
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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      #3
      Re: As of Tomorrow, I am an Office Grunt!

      Now you can say "I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me."
      Eat Smello.

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        #4
        Re: As of Tomorrow, I am an Office Grunt!

        Wear a black suit and sunglasses.

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          #5
          Re: As of Tomorrow, I am an Office Grunt!

          ummmmm sooooooo

          my darling....would you care to let me
          know how many babies i have out there
          in good ol canada? i have lost track.
          *cough*

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            #6
            Re: As of Tomorrow, I am an Office Grunt!

            I'm afraid that the files are numerical, so I am unable to locate your information. But know that your little sugar bunny is bringing home the bacon now!

            Also, I found out that the reception area is behind bullet-proof glass. COOL!
            "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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              #7
              Re: As of Tomorrow, I am an Office Grunt!

              lol, nice. so you can yell at people without worry.
              http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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                #8
                Re: As of Tomorrow, I am an Office Grunt!

                unless they have a knife

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                  #9
                  Re: As of Tomorrow, I am an Office Grunt!

                  If they have a knife, there's a panic button to hit. Also, there are surveillance cameras everywhere. I'd better be careful not to pick my nose or scratch my butt or something while I'm in there.

                  "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                    #10
                    Re: As of Tomorrow, I am an Office Grunt!

                    Hey, a belated congrats to ye.

                    Sounds like a decent gig I wouldn't mind doing. Dads who don't pay child support are total ****, believe me.

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                      #11
                      Re: As of Tomorrow, I am an Office Grunt!

                      Thanks! It's a pretty neat gig. I'm on reception for the next month because I have to learn the ropes, so I'll see a lot of dads who need to pay child support.

                      Sometimes it's kind of amusing. This one guy writes "child extortion payment" in the memo section of his cheques.

                      I have yet to see an angry and screaming guy, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. We have a zero tolerance policy for assholes who yell and swear, so meh. Besides, BULLETPROOF GLASS! XD
                      "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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