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    ATTACK OF THE LICE!

    My school is being infested with lice! Just a few days ago a lice epidemic broke out in my school and now over half the school is infested. I go to a private school so it's K-12, apparently the outbreak started in 1st grade and made it's way all the way up to high school (where I am). Everyone is going nuts because literally everything is a potential source for lice infestation. We have people cleaning the carpets, combs and clothes in the lost and found are being confiscated, and letters have been sent home to family members urgeing them to clean their houses.

    Basically if you have lice, your not welcome in the school anymore. I'm serious. The letter clearly states that if you have lice your not allowed back into the school until a doctor says your clean. Everyone with long hair is putting it up (even the guys), and they even changed the elementary bathrooms into screening rooms for the the nurses and doctors at the school. Over half my class is infested and tests and whatnot are all moved back until everyone can make them.

    Luckily I'm clean, so no get out of school free pass for me, but because of all the hullabaloo about lice, my head keeps feeling itchy. Anyway, it's pretty strange, rumors about who is "infested" are flying around everywhere. For the last few days I've been shampooing twice as much in hopes to stay away from the lice.

    #2
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    Clean hair is better for lice. Easier to move around.

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      #3
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      Originally posted by Caciss View Post
      Clean hair is better for lice. Easier to move around.
      Yeah, that's what they said. So mabye I should go roll around in some dirt somewhere?

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        #4
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        Go bald.

        Or wash your hair in gasoline.

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          #5
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          Just convert the school into a monastery. PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!! I AM something of a genious if I do say so myself.
          I don't have a signature.
          OK maybe I do.
          But I'm just holding it for a friend I swear.

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            #6
            Re: ATTACK OF THE LICE!

            I hate head lice. My gf and I got it once (I think I got it from someone in PE and gave it to her) and we kept giving it back and forth to each other. Terrible. We had them for at least 5 or 6 months.
            man your own jackhammer
            man your battle stations
            we'll have you dead pretty soon...

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              #7
              Re: ATTACK OF THE LICE!

              Reminiscent of that Invader Zim episode. Hehehe.
              Looking for the Light

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                #8
                Re: ATTACK OF THE LICE!

                I almost always have short hair, so lice isnt really a problem for me.

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                  #9
                  Re: ATTACK OF THE LICE!

                  Originally posted by Hikari View Post
                  Reminiscent of that Invader Zim episode. Hehehe.
                  It's all part of the Queen's plot. The Lice Queen... damn it she struck again!

                  Where is that little alien? His skin would come in handy about now.
                  Last edited by MRevelle83; 10-12-2006, 10:32 PM.

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                    #10
                    Re: ATTACK OF THE LICE!

                    Reminds me of that Beavis and Butthead "Head Lice" episode.
                    The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                      #11
                      Re: ATTACK OF THE LICE!

                      Originally posted by jase View Post
                      Just convert the school into a monastery. PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!! I AM something of a genious if I do say so myself.
                      Brilliant!
                      ..Genius!
                      ....You are the Jack Thompson of today my friend!
                      Last edited by Red Dragon; 10-12-2006, 11:26 PM.

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