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    Oh that Jack Thompson! lol you little rascal!

    Jack Thompson is uber mad at the poopie heads (Take Two) once again, because the "columbine simulator" Bully is rated T. So he is at it again!

    http://www.gamespot.com/news/6159704...stnews;title;0

    In September, Take-Two Interactive surprised many when it revealed that its forthcoming high-school-based game Bully would be rated T for Teen. After all, the game had been dubbed a "Columbine simulator" by anti-game activist Jack Thompson, in reference to the 1999 school massacre, and was being published by Take-Two subbrand Rockstar Games, which had historically specialized in M-for-Mature-rated games.

    However, just because Bully is getting a T rating by the Entertainment Software Ratings Software Board (ESRB) doesn't mean it's out of the woods yet. Today, Thompson announced that he had won a "historic" victory in a Miami-Dade Circuit Court. According to the attorney, who has a history of aggressive self-promotion, "Judge Ronald Friedman entered an historic order directing Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc., to provide the Court with a copy of the violent video game Bully 'before close of business tomorrow,' Thursday, October 12."

    Thompson, referring to himself in the third person, went on to describe what Judge Friedman's order entailed. "The Judge further ordered that the game will be played in his presence, in chambers, with Miami attorney Jack Thompson present, if he wants to be there (he will be there) so der (sic) that Judge Friedman can ascertain whether the game should be sold to minors," said Thompson. "The Judge indicated that he will take however long it takes to see the game played in its entirety."

    Due to the hour, attempts to confirm the judge's order directly with the Miami-Dade County Court were unsuccessful as of press time. However, several other news outlets, including Gamepolitics.com and the fan site Destructoid, which blogged the hearing, confirmed Thompson's report of Judge Friedman's ruling. (NOTE: Destructoid's site was intermittently down as of press time.)
    I think this is very unnecessary. I fail to see what makes this game so terribly bad. Hell, you can play through the game being a good kid.

    #2
    Re: Oh that Jack Thompson! lol you little rascal!

    Because Jack Thompson is God.

    Thus you should listen to him.

    I love Jack Thompson.

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      #3
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      Can you say over-reacting? Thompson needs to take a pill and chill. Seriously.
      I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

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        #4
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        It all comes down to parents. If you don't want you kid playing this game then don't buy it for them. If they get it behind your back then hopefully your the kind of parent that at least knows what their kid is doing and if you see them playing something you don't want them to play then take it away.

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          #5
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          I guess this rules out JT knowing that in Bully, you play a kid standing up to bullies, not the other way around.

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            #6
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            Ya, He doesn't care.

            It had kids.

            It has Violence.

            Super Thompson must save the world!

            I'm so happy!

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              #7
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              JT will die soon...

              NO! Not by my hand! I just wish he would die. I don't even play games like GTA and Bully, I just don't like him because he is pretty much the most retarded person ever.
              1) Statement 2 is true
              2) Statement 1 is false

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                #8
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                DON'T TALK ABOUT MY HERO LIKE THAT!

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                  #9
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                  He always looks like he's about to have a heart attack any friggin second.

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                    #10
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                    Not that it's anything new but this makes him look like the complete fool he's always been. Since the title of the game was announced he's been running around calling it a "Columbine simulator" because he just assumed it was GTA in a school. Now that the ESRB after actually reviewing the content says "Actually, it's totally tame. T rating." he must naturally assume his base assumptions are more valid than educated conclusions. Anybody who's been following videogames knows full well the ESRB isn't being lenient *coughOblivioncough* so if this got a T rating it must really deserve it. But good ol' Jackass Thompson can't admit that his knee jerk overreaction was wrong. He's like the Uwe Boll of politics. Well, not the only one.
                    I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                      #11
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                      Jack Thompson's popularity

                      Kids- 1%
                      Teens- .001%
                      CollegePPL- .001%
                      Parents- 4%
                      Old people- 8%
                      Really Damn Old people- 75%
                      But just look at how much the old people like him!
                      Everything is a Riemann sum of a lot of nothing.

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                        #12
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                        Stop giving him attention!

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                          #13
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                          Stop giving bad movies attention! :P

                          And for the record, Bully is apparently lot tamer than I thought. I'm still picking it up.

                          Jack Thompson is a living caricature of himself.
                          Eat Smello.

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                            #14
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                            I'm actually glad that the judge is wanting to see the game played in its entirety before making a decision on it.
                            The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                              #15
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                              So any lawyer can request to play videogames before their street date now? :P

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