P.E.T.P.U.

[H2SO4]

I've been on a campaign of sorts looking for funny websites where I can get a good laugh. Some of you may have read the topic I created about the immortality device, well here's another of the same kind.

P.E.T.P.U! People for the Ethical Treatment of Pumpkins!

Pronounced pet-poo, we are an organization dedicated to the rights of pumpkins. Is there any more deserving entity? Consider the lovely orange roundness of this gentle fruit. Pumpkins only wish to live in peace, they will not lash out in spite of the horrors we visit upon them. They are truly magnanimous.

Haha...

[ErikaFuzzbottom]

Re: P.E.T.P.U.

I don't know what's more rediculous, the pronounciation of their organization's acronym, or what they're about.

[Funk]

Re: P.E.T.P.U.

Stop the fisting of pumpkins before it's too late!!!

[Perversion]

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Something about that little girl creeps me out....

[Omnislash024]

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Her right eye is farther from her nose then her left one.

[DK]

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THAT'S NOT A GIRL AT ALL, IT'S A PAINTING! :O

[ErikaFuzzbottom]

Re: P.E.T.P.U.

Yeah, she's too shiny to be real.

[DYRE]

Re: P.E.T.P.U.

Pumpkins apparently make for decent monsters in the Monster Rancher series. So I'm all for the Ethical Treatment of Pumpkins.

[H2SO4]

Re: P.E.T.P.U.

I think whoever made this site is just using satire to make fun of Animal rights activists.

[DYRE]

Re: P.E.T.P.U.

Silence, heathen! Support the ethical treatment of pumpkins!

[H2SO4]

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Silence, heathen! Support the ethical treatment of pumpkins!

*falls down in worship before a pumpkin*

[Drazus]

Re: P.E.T.P.U.

I think whoever made this site is just using satire to make fun of Animal rights activists.

Finally, a race of sentient beings!

[Jamos' Old Account]

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If this is real then I have just lost all respect for the entire human species.

[H2SO4]

Re: P.E.T.P.U.

We at P.E.T.PU. strongly believe in eating meat. We know far less about a pumpkins state of existence than a cows. Isn't it possible that pumpkins feel pain and anguish? We know how to treat a cow humanely but how does a pumpkin feel when its umbilical like vine is torn from its root system. How long does it take a pumpkin to die? Pumpkins don't have any well-funded, misguided organizations fighting for them. Isn't it hypocritical to fight for animal rights while fattening up on pumpkins? Perhaps total abstinence from food is in order for the animal rights extremists. Pumpkins wouldn't miss them and neither would we at P.E.T.PU.

I think this is aimed to mock Animal rights activists. I mean, it's just so corny, and why would they mention animal rights if they weren't aiming to make fun of it.