The chinese have done it again!

[H2SO4]

http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/index.html

I'm going to live forever! Huzzah!

[The Toecutter]

Re: The chinese have done it again!

I've seen this hilarious scam years ago. Still saved to my favorites.

[d2king10]

Re: The chinese have done it again!

So you mean i just wasted my money on these things!?

[H2SO4]

Re: The chinese have done it again!

The Eternal Life Rings and The Eternal Life Foot Braces invented by Alex Chiu are believed to allow humans to stay physically young forever or turn humans physically younger, (Our lawyer told us to use the word "believe") as long as you wear the rings or foot braces every night during sleep.

I love this.

Also, http://www.alexchiu.com/bulletin/wwwboard.html. I can't stop laughing, seriously.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: The chinese have done it again!

they work, im already 900 years old <in dog years maybe>

edit: maybe its only those wierdos who belive in those allien things that belive rings can make you live forever. the scope of insanity is deep.

[John Mora]

Re: The chinese have done it again!

He was on the Daily Show back when Craig Kilborn still hosted it.

[Loki]

Re: The chinese have done it again!

Back when it reported on silly people rather than silly governments.

[MRevelle83]

Re: The chinese have done it again!

Ha, never heard that one before. Scams come from everywhere, it seems.

[H2SO4]

Re: The chinese have done it again!

One more link, I can't help it. http://www.alexchiu.com/bulletin/messages/696.html

Obviously the rings didn't work, because his head is still damaged. What kind of 15 year old drinks beer and then goes and rides his 4 wheeler? Obviously the same one who believes in magic rings.