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    Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=534515



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    #2
    Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

    He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife
    OH, well, in THAT case...

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      #3
      Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows


      "No" means "no!"

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        #4
        Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

        where's IRC when you need em! FOR GREAT JUSTICE LAUNCH!!!!!

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          #5
          Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

          Moooo....


          *slap* *rip* *tie*


          MOOOOOOO!

          *splurge-rut*

          *splurge-rut*

          *splurge-rut*

          *splurge-rut*

          *splurge-rut*

          *splurge-rut*

          MOOOOOOO!










          OK, maybe that was just a tad too BEEFY for some to handle...
          The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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            #6
            Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

            What kind of SOUND EFFECT is THAT?!

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              #7
              Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

              Splurge-rut?

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                #8
                Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

                I was more in favor of "squish-slap" but that is good nonetheless!

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                  #9
                  Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

                  boy, I bet those cows were inraged!

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                    #10
                    Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

                    I thought the title was "Man Accused of Having Relations With Crows"

                    And I was wondering how a guy could have sex with a crow..till I saw it was "Cow".

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                      #11
                      Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

                      That was a disturbing comment...

                      yet slightly erotic.

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                        #12
                        Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

                        Oh ho ho. Only slightly?
                        The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                          #13
                          Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

                          In Coleridge's Rime of the Ancient Mariner, the Ancient Mariner shoots a friendly albatross with a crossbow for no reason. The result is that Death and Death's wife gamble for the lives of the entire crew, and all of the Ancient Mariner's crew peers die staring at him and he is made to wander the earth forever, telling the tale of his crime to anyone who will listen.

                          So there's no telling what will happen if you kill a crow in the aforementioned fashion!
                          Last edited by TheHonorableRyu; 03-27-2005, 12:25 AM.

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                            #14
                            Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

                            Originally posted by The Toecutter
                            Oh ho ho. Only slightly?
                            I have no trouble in admiting that it was fully arousing

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                              #15
                              Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

                              Certainly no more arousing than the prospect of cow tipping. No way.
                              The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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