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Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows
Moooo....
*slap* *rip* *tie*
MOOOOOOO!
*splurge-rut*
*splurge-rut*
*splurge-rut*
*splurge-rut*
*splurge-rut*
*splurge-rut*
MOOOOOOO!
OK, maybe that was just a tad too BEEFY for some to handle...The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows
In Coleridge's Rime of the Ancient Mariner, the Ancient Mariner shoots a friendly albatross with a crossbow for no reason. The result is that Death and Death's wife gamble for the lives of the entire crew, and all of the Ancient Mariner's crew peers die staring at him and he is made to wander the earth forever, telling the tale of his crime to anyone who will listen.
So there's no telling what will happen if you kill a crow in the aforementioned fashion!Last edited by TheHonorableRyu; 03-27-2005, 12:25 AM.
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