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    Beating children up for fun and profit.

    misleading title, sorry.

    I was on the bus, playing my PSP and some random kid grabs it and runs off the bus with it. so I ran after him, knocked him down, but he wouldnt give it back. he's on his stomach, curled up with it under him. so I started kicking him in the back until he let go. I grabbed the PSP, and then continued to kick him (I've been in a bad mood because of events yesterday) until he started screaming "I'm only 14! lay off!" and then I was like "oh ****, jail" so I kicked him again and walked home. He looked like he was much older, but once I heard his voice it was a bit obvious that he was telling the truth.

    So I learned to never take game systems on the bus. little bastard broke the logitech screen cover too. thankfully it HAD the screen cover though, or the screen itself would have been ****ed.

    man, I was so ****** off. just when I thought this week couldnt suck more... but I got my PSP back, and got to relieve a lot of my frustrations and anger.




    #2
    Re: Beating children up for fun and profit.

    What a little puke. I only played my DS on late night buses when it's just tired office workers going home. Other than that, playing a handheld would get me sick so I just listen to my iPod.

    Still, terrific you got to unleash some of your anger on some deserving runt.

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      #3
      Re: Beating children up for fun and profit.

      I'm sure snarf will get mad at me if she sees this.



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        #4
        Re: Beating children up for fun and profit.

        Only in that she didn't get to hold the kid down for you.

        Your benevolence towards children in general has been well-established. It's not as if it were an unprovoked thrashing of some random kid.


        ...I'm only 14. Then he was damn well old enough to know better.
        So you're a fish out of water...
        Keep swimming.
        What else can you do?

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          #5
          Re: Beating children up for fun and profit.

          You did the right thing.

          Some kids these days....

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            #6
            Re: Beating children up for fun and profit.

            If I had known it was you, I would've left you alone and not touched your PSP.
            Keep the change.

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              #7
              Re: Beating children up for fun and profit.

              Yeah, I don't take handhelds on the bus, unless it's an old gameboy or something.

              That kid deserved it. He's lucky you kicked his back and not his face.
              Eat Smello.

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                #8
                Re: Beating children up for fun and profit.

                I woulda curb'd him.

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                  #9
                  Re: Beating children up for fun and profit.

                  Originally posted by Smurvis
                  If I had known it was you, I would've left you alone and not touched your PSP.

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                    #10
                    Re: Beating children up for fun and profit.

                    Any excuse to kick children in the back is a good excuse.

                    Keep up the good work.

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                      #11
                      Re: Beating children up for fun and profit.

                      What a little jerk. At least you got your PSP back!
                      "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                        #12
                        Re: Beating children up for fun and profit.

                        Just be glad he didn't start screaming rape. That always takes a long time to straighten out.
                        I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                          #13
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                          Isn't this the same PSP you threw at a wall?
                          I love my DS because of the band that you can put on your wrist and people can't just grab it and run off. That little thin string isn't invincible, but it is pretty tough, you might want to invest in somthing like that for your PSP.

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                            #14
                            Re: Beating children up for fun and profit.

                            PSP Value packs and up have a little Wristwrap add-on that you can put on your PSP.

                            *Has the Value pack*

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                              #15
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                              I probably would have gone to jail over that.
                              The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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