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    So, I just got back from Arby's and...

    ...yeah, I was so hungry that I ate there.

    Anyways, while I was ordering my food, A GODDAMNED OVEN-MITT WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE RESTAURANT. I am not kidding. It started ranting about food and thankfully I wasn't the youngest person in the restaurant, because the mitt started trying to get this kid thinking about cookies. It paid most attention to the kid, and the kid asked his dad if he had a camera on him. Of course, the dad did not, and tried hard not to physically react like his kid was a moron. Then I got my food and sat down, but tried not to put too much space between myself and the mitt as to seem suspicious. The mitt only asked me how my food was and I said it was "excellent" and I was relieved when the mitt went in the cooking area of the restaurant.

    Now, I was thinking after I left: I think Jared should have to go into Subways and annoy the customers, too.
    Lil' Bean is here!

    #2
    Re: So, I just got back from Arby's and...

    Oh yeah, totally going back there to eat.
    ...and that's why.

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      #3
      Re: So, I just got back from Arby's and...

      I think Jared should go into every subway he sees with his old pants and start yelling about how much weight he lost.
      The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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        #4
        Re: So, I just got back from Arby's and...

        WTF d00d!?

        I would've beat the mitt up. Bite the hand that feeds and all that.
        Quote of the moment - "When you cut down a tree, don't stand near it."

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          #5
          Re: So, I just got back from Arby's and...

          I applaud anyone who will go into public wearing stuff like that.

          I had a woman in a space-bear suit following me around the mall for half an hour once. It was so creepy that it was awesome.
          "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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            #6
            Re: So, I just got back from Arby's and...

            Space-bear? TOO awesome.

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              #7
              Re: So, I just got back from Arby's and...

              I give this thread 5 stars.

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                #8
                Re: So, I just got back from Arby's and...

                I would've asked if I could wear the oven mitt for a while.

                If you want to get some looks, slap a full men's suit (complete with tie) on your favorite lady friend and take her to the mall. Women in men's suits seem to attract a fair amount of attention for some reason.
                Eat Smello.

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                  #9
                  Re: So, I just got back from Arby's and...

                  It's hot. No, scratch that.

                  It's HAWTT.
                  "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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                    #10
                    Re: So, I just got back from Arby's and...

                    Was the oven mitt like their spokes"person" or was it your average oven mitt?

                    And I take it you don't really like Arby's.
                    "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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                      #11
                      Re: So, I just got back from Arby's and...

                      The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                        #12
                        Re: So, I just got back from Arby's and...

                        I would have given the mitt a high-five, and by that I mean a slap in the face. Get it!?

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                          #13
                          Re: So, I just got back from Arby's and...

                          no.
                          The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                            #14
                            Re: So, I just got back from Arby's and...

                            Jeff's humor is too complex for us dullards.

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                              #15
                              Re: So, I just got back from Arby's and...

                              Originally posted by Big Rick Cook
                              It's hot. No, scratch that.

                              It's HAWTT.
                              That's a brilliant idea! Let's steal the oven mitt and sell him on the blackmarket... Oh, you wasn't talking about that kind of hot were you?
                              I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

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