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    Uwe Boll's boxing opponents announced

    Currently four matches are scheduled for September 23, with the other match taking place in Spain at an unspecified earlier date. Boll's opponent for the first match will be Carlos Palencia Jimenez-Arguello, Webmaster of Cinecutre.

    After that, Boll will run a one-day gauntlet of matches against Something Awful Webmaster Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, Ain't It Cool News writer Jeff Sneider, horror magazine Rue Morgue writer Chris Alexander, and a fifth opponent who GameSpot has reason to believe is a minor. When asked about the age of the fifth contestant and the legality of bringing an American juvenile to Canada for the purposes of a boxing match, a representative of Boll's merely said the matter was being looked into, and that he would get back to us.

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    Lowtax has been planning this and doing press releases for a while now. He says he's going to eat a lot of oatmeal right before the fight and throw up on Uwe Boll when he gets hit in the stomach

    Also he volunteered to go first because everyone else was scared

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      Your sig says it all. Boll is gonna get OWNED!
      "It's nice to be important... but it's more important to be nice." - ???

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        Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
        AWESOME.

        Lowtax is gonna have a thing at MSU next month. I'm going to go, whatever it takes.



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