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    #1

    Worst "fortune" cookies ever

    Today I got a fortune cookie, and it wasn't even fortune. Now, I know there are some that are proverbs, but it wasn't even THAT. It was an ambigious guess.

    You may be conservative, cautious, and practical.


    I guess it wasn't wrong because it said may, but seriously, I'm none of the above. My faith in the beloved fortune cookie is shattered.

    "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.
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    Re: Worst "fortune" cookies ever

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=I8ckMXi4Y...elated&search=
    Oh my god! You are so beautiful.
    I had no idea how beautiful you were.

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      #3
      Re: Worst "fortune" cookies ever

      I remember that one.
      (The Rocko's episode)
      Last edited by ErikaFuzzbottom; 08-21-2006, 10:47 AM.
      "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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        #4
        Re: Worst "fortune" cookies ever

        "You are the mast of every situatuion."

        I got that one, and I ain't even a piece of wood.
        Lil' Bean is here!

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          #5
          Re: Worst "fortune" cookies ever

          A fortune cookie I had at P.F. Chang's after I saw Lewis Black said,

          Some fortune cookies contain no fortune.

          I keep it in my wallet.

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            #6
            Re: Worst "fortune" cookies ever

            "......"

            Thanks for the fortune, buddy!
            I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

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              #7
              Re: Worst "fortune" cookies ever

              Originally posted by Kefka II
              A fortune cookie I had at P.F. Chang's after I saw Lewis Black said,

              Some fortune cookies contain no fortune.

              I keep it in my wallet.

              I demand a picture!!

              "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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                #8
                Re: Worst "fortune" cookies ever

                Heh...I got one once that said

                "You will soon meet th"


                Being me, I fell to the ground in the middle of the restaurant, screaming,
                "WHAT?! DEAR GOD WHO OR WHAT IS IT THAT I WILL MEET?!"
                RPG Maker Magazine::Vice Head of Site

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                  #9
                  Re: Worst "fortune" cookies ever

                  "There will be good luck in your past"

                  and another one is "Help me! they make me sit here all day and whip me!"
                  1) Statement 2 is true
                  2) Statement 1 is false

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                    #10
                    Re: Worst "fortune" cookies ever

                    Lollercoaster.

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                      #11
                      Re: Worst "fortune" cookies ever

                      Originally posted by OblivionDragon
                      Heh...I got one once that said

                      "You will soon meet th"


                      Being me, I fell to the ground in the middle of the restaurant, screaming,
                      "WHAT?! DEAR GOD WHO OR WHAT IS IT THAT I WILL MEET?!"

                      Maybe they mean Candlejack. I know that sometimes just saying his name can make an-

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                        #12
                        Re: Worst "fortune" cookies ever

                        This reminds me of that one episode of Rocko's Modern Life.

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                          #13
                          Re: Worst "fortune" cookies ever

                          Originally posted by Funk
                          "You are the mast of every situatuion."

                          I got that one, and I ain't even a piece of wood.
                          There's so many responses that come to mind but this isn't the Playground.
                          I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                            #14
                            Re: Worst "fortune" cookies ever

                            My favorite I've gotten so far: "Increase your karma today, buy a box of Happy Budha fortune cookies!"
                            Grow!

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                              #15
                              Re: Worst "fortune" cookies ever

                              Originally posted by Caciss
                              This reminds me of that one episode of Rocko's Modern Life.

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