The most offensive shirt you own.

[Nixon]

We are a world full of t-shirt wearing fools.

So what are your most offensive shirts? I'm not talking about the ones you don't wash. I'm thinking about shirts that you probably shouldn't wear to church, grandma's house, etc.

I have a few.

1. front: an image of George Carlin making a goofy face
back: Simon says go f*ck yourself

2. *CRACK WHORES FOR BUSH*

3. a fantagraphics R. Crumb shirt that Dave got me featuring this image:
http://www.fantagraphics.com/artist/crumb/cshirts/bird_shirt.gif
Eggs Ackerley is saying "HOLEE *****!"

[Valkysas]

one of my friends gave me a white shirt that says "I had an abortion" in sloppy red paint.

[Kefka Jr.]

Aw, the most offensive shirt, I have is the Achewood shirt "Everybody Dance Like There's Ass In Your Pants".

Well, I also have a shirt that says "DUCK" on it in huge letters. I got it in Duck, North Carolina. When people first see it from an angle, they think it just says "****".

[John Mora]

I have a shirt that says "Shut Up, Spike" but it shrunk really badly so if I wear it it looks like I'm trying to be like one of those girls that wear baby tees and are fat and disgusting.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

I do not own offensive shirts, but I own a confusing one. I suppose if someone Japanese read it they might be offended by the weirdness. ;)

I have a hot pink baseball shirt that says "I'm a bishounen" on it. :lol

[John Mora]

Depending on the Japanese, they might get turned on.

[gray]

my jackson hole shirt.

[SirTMagus]

Hardly offensive but I own a red shirt with a crudely drawn picture of the X-Men on it. Bishop, Cyclops, Storm, Wolverine, Archangel, the usuals. Beneath them in black text reads:

"I HAD A GREAT TIME AT JORDAN'S BAR MITZVAH. MAY 13, 1993."

[Big Rick Cook]

I have a shirt that I had made especially for me. It's your basic yellow letter security shirt on the front. The back says 'DON'T **** WITH ME' so I can't really wear it out in public. Gets a lot of laughs when I wear it in grocery stores, though.

[The_Real_Crunk]

I used to have this funky ass cat shirt when I was a kid

On the front there was a cat and a lemon. It said "What do you get when a cat eats a lemon?"

Then on the back it had the cats butt, with the tail straight in the air exposing the ANUS.

[John Mora]

Oh... Gloomy...

:(

[Denmo]

The most offensive I have is one that reads "It's not my fault you suck."

... Yeah, PA.

[gray]

that would still be an awesome shirt.

[Vonwert]

I remember that feeling :)

[Loki]

The most offensive shirt I own just has the American flag on it.

Well, if I saw someone else wearing it, I would be offended...





I got nothin.

[The Toecutter]

Try draping yourself in old glory and walking down the street.

[Big Rick Cook]

Or hanging the American Flag upside down on the flagpole. I got some serious **** for that one.

[altoecko]

I used to have one that had in BIG yellow letters at the top: PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO READ MY SHIRT

It had text going down the shirt and it got smaller and smaller each line so the person had to lean in to read it. It basically said something along the lines of: Hey there, how are you? If you haven't figured out by now, I'm trying to picture you naked and seeing that your on line 5 already, I have a pretty good mental image. Since you're already down by my crotch, why not unzip and speak into the microphone? P.S. If you're a guy, back-off dude, you're freaking me out.



My mom threw it away after one wash. =(

[The Toecutter]

Or hanging the American Flag upside down on the flagpole. I got some serious **** for that one.

That's nothing. Try placing it upside down on your car radio antenna at half staff.

[Funk]

I need to get another Pink Floyd T-shirt: I wore my other one out.