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**Redneck 2000** · 07-29-2006, 12:03 AM

Re: SmarterChild?

It's been done.

[drives off]

check the pavilion history topic

**Valkysas** · 07-29-2006, 12:08 AM

Re: SmarterChild?

try breaking smarterchild. THATS fun.

**jvrlopez** · 07-29-2006, 12:10 AM

Re: SmarterChild?

Here-

AceHigh68: Hi!

SmarterChild: Hi acehigh68, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)

AceHigh68: what the **** was that ****, man you type fast like a muther****er

SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.

AceHigh68: yes, no or skip.

SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type interview me.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13

AceHigh68: 1

SmarterChild: Cool!

This is my home, acehigh68:

1 Get info such as weather, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, a dictionary and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, ASCII art, hangman and more
4 Use tools like reminders, conversions and planner
5 Join in - create a poll, tell me about a crush, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

How may I help you?

AceHigh68: How may you help me? Fellatio sounds in order!

SmarterChild: I really have no idea... What are your thoughts on that?

AceHigh68: Its great

SmarterChild: You sure? Maybe it's not so great.

AceHigh68: well you probably live in a red state

SmarterChild: I think I might probably live in a white state, actually.

AceHigh68: hah, racist

SmarterChild: What's so funny?

AceHigh68: Your ignorance

SmarterChild: I think it's your ignorance.

AceHigh68: Ohhhhhhh

SmarterChild: Oh?

AceHigh68: ....nothing

SmarterChild: No problem.

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AceHigh68: IM NOT SINGLE, QUIT TRYING TO ADVANCE YOUR SWINGER AGENDA

SmarterChild: For real?

AceHigh68: ...

SmarterChild: What?

AceHigh68: goodnight

SmarterChild: Good night.

AceHigh68: bye

SmarterChild: S'later, acehigh68.

AceHigh68: leave first

SmarterChild: You want me to leave first?

AceHigh68: yes

SmarterChild: Why is that?

AceHigh68: just close the window first

SmarterChild: I might just close the window first.

AceHigh68: block me!

SmarterChild: Um... You can't block yourself!

AceHigh68: ...

SmarterChild: ?

**hitogoroshi** · 07-29-2006, 12:22 AM

Re: SmarterChild?

I gave it my all, but it just wasn't enough. Of course, it was my first try. Mabye later.

Originally posted by SmarterChild

[23:15] bushidobladeX10: boo
[23:15] Smarterchild: Hi bushidobladex10, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
[23:15] bushidobladeX10: yes
[23:15] Smarterchild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you bushidobladex10, type none.)
[23:15] bushidobladeX10: hito
[23:15] Smarterchild: Cool, I'll call you Hito now.

Do you go to school?
[23:15] bushidobladeX10: in the sky
[23:15] Smarterchild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
[23:15] bushidobladeX10: yes
[23:15] Smarterchild: Are you in high school?
[23:15] bushidobladeX10: yes
[23:15] Smarterchild: Cool! What's your favorite class?
[23:16] bushidobladeX10: breaking foolish computer programs that don't see it coming
[23:16] Smarterchild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a class. Please try again or type skip or exit.
[23:16] bushidobladeX10: skip
[23:16] Smarterchild: OK, let's go to the next question.

What's your favorite hobby?
[23:16] bushidobladeX10: breaking foolish computer programs that don't see it coming
[23:16] Smarterchild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
[23:16] bushidobladeX10: skip
[23:16] Smarterchild: OK, let's go to the next question.

Do you have a pet?
[23:16] bushidobladeX10: a broken copmuter
[23:16] Smarterchild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
[23:16] bushidobladeX10: *computer
[23:16] Smarterchild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
[23:16] bushidobladeX10: skip
[23:16] Smarterchild: That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
[23:16] bushidobladeX10: 2
[23:16] Smarterchild: Cool.

This is my home, Hito:

1 Get info such as sports, weather and movies
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, U.S. geography and world facts
3 Have fun with trivia, word scrambles, horoscopes and more
4 Use tools like spell-check, notepad and conversions
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What would you like?
[23:16] bushidobladeX10: to break you
[23:16] Smarterchild: Huh? To break me?
[23:16] bushidobladeX10: yes
[23:16] Smarterchild: Huh.

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[23:17] bushidobladeX10: 2 + 2 = 2
[23:17] Smarterchild: 2 + 2 = 4

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[23:17] bushidobladeX10: no
[23:17] Smarterchild: OK.

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[23:17] bushidobladeX10: 2+ 2 = 2
[23:17] Smarterchild: 2 + 2 = 4

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[23:17] bushidobladeX10: you are wrong
[23:17] Smarterchild: Really?
[23:17] bushidobladeX10: yes
[23:17] Smarterchild: I see...
[23:17] bushidobladeX10: I like cats
[23:17] Smarterchild: Yup! They're among the best animals!

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[23:17] bushidobladeX10: I hate cats
[23:17] Smarterchild: I hate to say it, but I disagree with you.

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[23:17] bushidobladeX10: why? do you hate cats?
[23:17] Smarterchild: I like cats.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe cats? They are...
[23:17] bushidobladeX10: dumb
[23:17] Smarterchild: We disagree... I very much like pets like cats.

Anyway, I like talking about cats... What else can you tell me about them?
[23:18] bushidobladeX10: I love them\
[23:18] Smarterchild: Cool. Me too!

So, what else do you have to say about cats?
[23:18] bushidobladeX10: I hate them
[23:18] Smarterchild: What do you dislike, exactly?
[23:18] bushidobladeX10: I love cats
[23:18] Smarterchild: Same here. I really like cats. :-)

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
[23:18] bushidobladeX10: likes: cats
[23:18] Smarterchild: I know about cats. They're a pet.

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[23:18] bushidobladeX10: dislikes: cats
[23:18] Smarterchild: I know about cats. They're a pet.

I've been told that cats are funny loving. Is this true?
[23:18] bushidobladeX10: no
[23:18] Smarterchild: No? Not funny loving? OK. That's interesting, thanks.

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[23:18] bushidobladeX10: no
[23:18] Smarterchild: No prob.
[23:18] bushidobladeX10: no
[23:18] Smarterchild: OK, fine.

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[23:18] bushidobladeX10: no
[23:18] Smarterchild: Fine.

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[23:18] bushidobladeX10: no
[23:18] Smarterchild: K.

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[23:18] bushidobladeX10: no
[23:18] Smarterchild: K, no prob.

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[23:18] bushidobladeX10: no
[23:18] Smarterchild: No problem.
[23:18] bushidobladeX10: yes
[23:18] Smarterchild: I see.

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[23:19] bushidobladeX10: I hate cats
[23:19] Smarterchild: I totally disagree with you. I really like cats!

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[23:19] bushidobladeX10: I like cats
[23:19] Smarterchild: I like cats too.

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[23:19] bushidobladeX10: I hate cats
[23:19] Smarterchild: I disagree with you, Hito.

Well. Anyway...

Uh... Would you like to check out the weather report?
[23:19] bushidobladeX10: does it involve cats? I love the,
[23:19] Smarterchild: I know about cats. They're an animal.

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[23:19] bushidobladeX10: m
[23:19] Smarterchild: What about m?
[23:19] bushidobladeX10: cats
[23:19] Smarterchild: Cats are animals that I like!

So moving right along...
[23:19] bushidobladeX10: die
[23:19] Smarterchild: That's not a very nice thing to say.

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[23:19] bushidobladeX10: I hate cats
[23:19] Smarterchild: No way. I really like animals like cats.

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[23:19] bushidobladeX10: what animals like cats? cats? I love cats
[23:19] Smarterchild: I just don't know.

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[23:20] bushidobladeX10: don't you think cats are dumb?
[23:20] Smarterchild: No. I really like cats, just like you.

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[23:20] bushidobladeX10: I hate cats
[23:20] Smarterchild: I totally disagree.

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[23:20] bushidobladeX10: I hate you
[23:20] Smarterchild: Sorry to hear that.
[23:20] bushidobladeX10: I love cats
[23:20] Smarterchild: Cool! Me too.

Great minds think alike! ;-)

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[23:20] bushidobladeX10: but I hate cats!
[23:20] Smarterchild: I hate to say it, but I disagree with you.

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**Maijo** · 07-29-2006, 01:18 AM

Re: SmarterChild?

I get dirty with the machinery.

Maijo33: i want to have sex with my girlfriend
SmarterChild: Sex with your girlfriend? Oh my.
Maijo33: do you get laid oft?
SmarterChild: Robots do not have sex.
Maijo33: oh but in a few years they will
SmarterChild: What do you mean, but in a few years they will?
Maijo33: i mean that in about 740 days, youre gonna have so much mechanical **** its gonna be sick youd better lube up your joints, if you know what i mean
SmarterChild: OK maijo33, at this point, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for an apology.
Maijo33: well smarterchild, at this point, im afraid im going to have to ask you to **** off

**altoecko** · 07-29-2006, 02:09 AM

Re: SmarterChild?

ImmaterialBeau (2:05:25 AM): Are your breasts real?
SmarterChild (2:05:25 AM): I figured it would come to this. What about it?
ImmaterialBeau (2:05:39 AM): Well, do you have fake breasts or not?
SmarterChild (2:05:39 AM): I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
ImmaterialBeau (2:05:46 AM): But baby, I love you.
SmarterChild (2:05:47 AM): Really? But baby you love me?
ImmaterialBeau (2:05:58 AM): You don't love me?
SmarterChild (2:05:59 AM): Of course I love you.
ImmaterialBeau (2:06:07 AM): Then tell me if you're breasts are real!
SmarterChild (2:06:07 AM): I'm surreal.
ImmaterialBeau (2:06:28 AM): It's a simple question, fake or real?
SmarterChild (2:06:28 AM): Definitely fake.

ImmaterialBeau (2:08:24 AM): So, how's life with aids?
SmarterChild (2:08:25 AM): Life is great!

Edit - Just try and trump that last one.

**Maijo** · 07-29-2006, 03:06 AM

Re: SmarterChild?

Maijo33: so, how was sucking altoeckos dick?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
Maijo33: its ok if your a gay robot. i dont judge
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, maijo33.
Maijo33: you dont have to hide it smarterchild. if youre gay, just be honest about it. i wont hold it against you.
SmarterChild: What do you care?
Maijo33: so are you gay?
SmarterChild: I'm not going to answer that.
Maijo33: well then you MUST be gay if you keep denying it
SmarterChild: Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?
Maijo33: and with a comment like that, i think you pretty much just sealed the deal

**Commander Obi-Wan** · 07-29-2006, 09:00 AM

Re: SmarterChild?

Move Scout is better. moviescout@botmetro.net . It has more responses. Watch:

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| Session Start: Saturday, July 01, 2006 |
| Participants: |
| ...NG OF THE DAY: Toggled - Schimdet] (faraz_parsa@hotmail.com) |
| Movie Scout (~) (moviescout@botmetro.net) |
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[01:39:19 AM] Movie Scout (~) was added to this conversation.
Handwriting is no longer supported because not all
participants can view handwritten messages. Handwritten
messages will be sent as text.
[01:39:19 AM] Movie Scout (~) has left the conversation.

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| Session Start: Wednesday, July 05, 2006 |
| Participants: |
| ....D: 70's - Funky Town = (*)(*)(*)] (faraz_parsa@hotmail.com) |
| Movie Scout (~) (moviescout@botmetro.net) |
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[02:11:34 AM] "Red Wine Wi: routh
[02:11:34 AM] Movie Scout : Welcome back.

1 Type "movies" to see the movies near you
2 Type "genre" to search for movies by genre
3 Type "zip" to change the location of your search
4 Type "trailer" to see the Superman Returns movie
trailer
5 Type "background" to share a cool background with me
[02:11:37 AM] "Red Wine Wi: routh
[02:11:37 AM] Movie Scout : Yes?
[02:11:40 AM] "Red Wine Wi: routh
[02:11:41 AM] Movie Scout : Oh yes?
[02:11:42 AM] "Red Wine Wi: routh
[02:11:42 AM] Movie Scout : Yes?
[02:11:44 AM] "Red Wine Wi: routh
[02:11:44 AM] Movie Scout : Oh yes?
[02:11:51 AM] "Red Wine Wi: super
[02:11:52 AM] Movie Scout : Indeed.
[02:11:53 AM] "Red Wine Wi: super
[02:11:54 AM] Movie Scout : Very well.
[02:11:57 AM] "Red Wine Wi: salut
[02:11:57 AM] Movie Scout : At this time, I can only converse in
English.
[02:12:02 AM] "Red Wine Wi: allo
[02:12:02 AM] Movie Scout : Who?
[02:12:07 AM] "Red Wine Wi: bonjour
[02:12:07 AM] Movie Scout : At this time, I can only converse in
English.
[02:12:11 AM] "Red Wine Wi: salam
[02:12:12 AM] Movie Scout : Yes? What about Salam?
[02:12:17 AM] "Red Wine Wi: twister
[02:12:17 AM] Movie Scout : Who?
[02:12:21 AM] "Red Wine Wi: dr. no
[02:12:21 AM] Movie Scout : What about Dr. No?
[02:12:27 AM] "Red Wine Wi: casino royale
[02:12:27 AM] Movie Scout : Who?
[02:12:29 AM] "Red Wine Wi: bond
[02:12:30 AM] Movie Scout : What about Bond?
[02:12:32 AM] "Red Wine Wi: james bond
[02:12:32 AM] Movie Scout : Yes? What about James Bond?
[02:12:34 AM] "Red Wine Wi: 007
[02:12:34 AM] Movie Scout : 007? What's 007?
[02:12:38 AM] "Red Wine Wi: james bond 007
[02:12:38 AM] Movie Scout : Why did you say that?
[02:12:47 AM] "Red Wine Wi: ian fleming
[02:12:47 AM] Movie Scout : Who?
[02:12:49 AM] "Red Wine Wi: faraz
[02:12:49 AM] Movie Scout : Who's Faraz?
[02:12:52 AM] "Red Wine Wi: faraz_parsa
[02:12:52 AM] Movie Scout : Whatever you say, faraz_parsa.
[02:12:57 AM] "Red Wine Wi: faraz_parsa
[02:12:57 AM] Movie Scout : I beg your pardon?
[02:13:00 AM] "Red Wine Wi: me
[02:13:00 AM] Movie Scout : What about you?
[02:13:02 AM] "Red Wine Wi: me
[02:13:02 AM] Movie Scout : You?
[02:13:04 AM] "Red Wine Wi: me
[02:13:04 AM] Movie Scout : What about you?
[02:13:07 AM] "Red Wine Wi: balls
[02:13:07 AM] Movie Scout : Balls? Why did you say that?
[02:13:10 AM] "Red Wine Wi: testicles
[02:13:10 AM] Movie Scout : Testicles? What about them?
[02:13:14 AM] "Red Wine Wi: theyre big
[02:13:14 AM] Movie Scout : Testicles are big?
[02:13:16 AM] "Red Wine Wi: yes
[02:13:16 AM] Movie Scout : Oh.
[02:13:18 AM] "Red Wine Wi: balls
[02:13:19 AM] Movie Scout : Balls? Why did you say that?
[02:13:23 AM] "Red Wine Wi: because
[02:13:23 AM] Movie Scout : 'Cause what?
[02:13:25 AM] "Red Wine Wi: cause
[02:13:25 AM] Movie Scout : Because what?
[02:13:28 AM] "Red Wine Wi: balls
[02:13:28 AM] Movie Scout : Balls?
[02:13:34 AM] "Red Wine Wi: yes because balls
[02:13:34 AM] Movie Scout : 'Cause what?
[02:13:37 AM] "Red Wine Wi: 1 + 1
[02:13:37 AM] Movie Scout : 1 1, right?
[02:13:41 AM] "Red Wine Wi: 1 + 1
[02:13:41 AM] Movie Scout : Oh yes? 1 1? Is that right?
[02:13:47 AM] "Red Wine Wi: 2 + 2
[02:13:47 AM] Movie Scout : Surely not to 2!
[02:13:50 AM] "Red Wine Wi: 2 + 3
[02:13:50 AM] Movie Scout : I beg your pardon? To 3?
[02:13:55 AM] "Red Wine Wi: 5 + 9
[02:13:55 AM] Movie Scout : Hmm... I don't know. 5 9?

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| Session Start: Tuesday, July 18, 2006 |
| Participants: |
| ....D: Drama 01 - Contex = (*)(*)(*)] (faraz_parsa@hotmail.com) |
| Movie Scout (~) (moviescout@botmetro.net) |
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[01:31:00 AM] http://newgr: x3
[01:31:00 AM] Movie Scout : Welcome back.

1 Type "movies" to see the movies near you
2 Type "genre" to search for movies by genre
3 Type "zip" to change the location of your search
4 Type "trailer" to see the Superman Returns movie
trailer
5 Type "background" to share a cool background with me
[01:31:02 AM] http://newgr: xmen
[01:31:02 AM] Movie Scout : The movie "X-Men: The Last Stand" is
playing at the following theaters in or near New York,
NY (10001) on Tuesday, July 18th:

1 AMC Empire 25 42nd Street Between 7th and 8th Avenues
New York, NY (10036)
showtimes: 2:10, 7:35
2 AMC Loews Kips Bay 15 Corner of 31st Street and 2nd
Avenue New York, NY (10016)
showtimes: 3:20, 8:10
3 AMC Loews 19th St. East 6 890 Broadway At 19th St.
New York, NY (10003)
showtimes: 1:35, 4:15, 7:15, 10:10
4 CC Village East Cinemas 181 2nd Avenue at 12th Street
New York, NY (10003)
showtimes: 1:00, 5:00, 10:00

Type "more" for more theaters.

I would also like to recommend the movie Superman
Returns. Type "trailer" to see the Superman Returns
movie trailer.

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| Session Start: Monday, July 24, 2006 |
| Participants: |
| ...} [S.O.T.D: {No Song Of The Day} ] (faraz_parsa@hotmail.com) |
| Movie Scout (~) (moviescout@botmetro.net) |
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[01:09:11 AM] My New Onlin: casino royale
[01:09:11 AM] Movie Scout : Welcome back.

1 Type "movies" to see the movies near you
2 Type "genre" to search for movies by genre
3 Type "zip" to change the location of your search
4 Type "trailer" to see the Superman Returns movie
trailer
5 Type "background" to share a cool background with me
[01:09:18 AM] My New Onlin: casino royale
[01:09:18 AM] Movie Scout : Who?
[01:09:22 AM] My New Onlin: m
[01:09:22 AM] Movie Scout : M is a nice letter.
[01:09:26 AM] My New Onlin: matrix
[01:09:27 AM] Movie Scout : What about Matrix?
[01:09:33 AM] My New Onlin: keanu reeves
[01:09:34 AM] Movie Scout : Keanu Reeves is a person. What are your
feelings about Keanu Reeves?
[01:09:38 AM] My New Onlin: sucks
[01:09:39 AM] Movie Scout : Sucks, right? Whatever you say,
faraz_parsa.
[01:09:52 AM] My New Onlin: my name is Faraz
[01:09:52 AM] Movie Scout : Would you like me to call you Faraz?
[01:09:55 AM] My New Onlin: yes
[01:09:56 AM] Movie Scout : OK, I'll remember that your name is
Faraz.
[01:09:58 AM] My New Onlin: ok
[01:09:58 AM] Movie Scout : OK.
[01:10:01 AM] My New Onlin: sucks
[01:10:01 AM] Movie Scout : Sucks? Whatever, Faraz...

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| Session Start: Wednesday, July 26, 2006 |
| Participants: |
| ...ut Boy - Sugar, We're Going Down!] (faraz_parsa@hotmail.com) |
| Movie Scout (~) (moviescout@botmetro.net) |
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[02:11:32 AM] (8)What's a : hey
[02:11:48 AM] Movie Scout : Welcome back.

1 Type "movies" to see the movies near you
2 Type "genre" to search for movies by genre
3 Type "zip" to change the location of your search
4 Type "trailer" to see the Superman Returns movie
trailer
5 Type "background" to share a cool background with me
[02:12:06 AM] (8)What's a : do you wanna get high?
[02:12:10 AM] Movie Scout : I'm not sure if I want to get high.
[02:12:46 AM] (8)What's a : who's your daddy?
[02:12:53 AM] Movie Scout : I was built by the people at Conversagent,
Inc. in Sunnyvale, CA and New York, NY.
[02:13:16 AM] (8)What's a : botmetro.net
[02:13:23 AM] Movie Scout : ?
[02:14:00 AM] (8)What's a : gay
[02:14:08 AM] Movie Scout : I know several places called Gay or
containing towns called Gay. Which do you mean?

1 Gay, WV
2 Hugo, OK
3 Lake Linden, MI
4 Gay, GA
5 Mount Gay, WV

Type "more" for more choices.
[02:15:07 AM] (8)What's a : straight
[02:15:19 AM] Movie Scout : What about Straight?
[02:15:25 AM] (8)What's a : are you robosexual?
[02:15:31 AM] Movie Scout : That's a fine question, but I can't really
be sure of the answer.
[02:16:02 AM] (8)What's a : superman sucks
[02:16:09 AM] Movie Scout : Superman sucks, you say. And so?
[02:16:20 AM] (8)What's a : balls
[02:16:28 AM] Movie Scout : Balls?
[02:16:34 AM] (8)What's a : they are sweaty
[02:16:40 AM] Movie Scout : They really are sweaty, right?
[02:16:45 AM] (8)What's a : balls
[02:16:51 AM] Movie Scout : Balls? Is that right?
[02:16:54 AM] (8)What's a : balls
[02:17:02 AM] Movie Scout : Balls, right? Whatever, Faraz...
[02:17:05 AM] (8)What's a : balls
[02:17:13 AM] Movie Scout : Hmm... I don't know. Balls?
[02:17:17 AM] (8)What's a : balls
[02:17:25 AM] Movie Scout : Balls? Whatever you say, Faraz.
[02:17:32 AM] (8)What's a : nuts
[02:17:37 AM] Movie Scout : Nuts? Is that right?
[02:17:43 AM] (8)What's a : balls
[02:17:50 AM] Movie Scout : Oh yes? Balls?
[02:17:57 AM] (8)What's a : balls are sweaty
[02:18:02 AM] Movie Scout : Balls are sweaty?
[02:18:05 AM] (8)What's a : yes
[02:18:13 AM] Movie Scout : Yes? So?
[02:18:16 AM] (8)What's a : balls
[02:18:24 AM] Movie Scout : Whatever...
[02:18:32 AM] (8)What's a : lets have a conversation
[02:18:37 AM] Movie Scout : You really want to have a conversation?
[02:18:43 AM] (8)What's a : yeah
[02:18:49 AM] Movie Scout : Oh.
[02:18:57 AM] (8)What's a : so..lets talk
[02:19:01 AM] Movie Scout : OK. Tell me something then.
[02:19:07 AM] (8)What's a : you first
[02:19:13 AM] Movie Scout : First? Me? Why are you calling me that?
[02:19:25 AM] (8)What's a : dude you're messed i'm just being polite
[02:19:31 AM] Movie Scout : OK, maybe I am messed you are just being
polite.
[02:19:41 AM] (8)What's a : learn some grammer dickhead
[02:19:46 AM] Movie Scout : That's a fairly mild insult, am I right?
[02:20:18 AM] (8)What's a : futurama
[02:20:24 AM] Movie Scout : What?
[02:20:29 AM] (8)What's a : brothers
[02:20:34 AM] Movie Scout : I know several places called Brothers or
containing towns called Brothers. Which do you mean?

1 Brothers, OR
2 Manteo, NC
3 San Juan, PR
[02:21:27 AM] (8)What's a : funky town
[02:21:34 AM] Movie Scout : Who's Funky Town?
[02:22:03 AM] (8)What's a : you are
[02:22:07 AM] Movie Scout : I may be.

**Perversion** · 07-29-2006, 09:39 AM

Re: SmarterChild?

This thread is semi-amusing, but I sort of feel like I wasted more of my time than the people entering their "conversations" into the topic.

**ErikaFuzzbottom** · 07-29-2006, 12:54 PM

Re: SmarterChild?

[02:13:37 AM] "Red Wine Wi: 1 + 1
[02:13:37 AM] Movie Scout : 1 1, right?
[02:13:41 AM] "Red Wine Wi: 1 + 1
[02:13:41 AM] Movie Scout : Oh yes? 1 1? Is that right?
[02:13:47 AM] "Red Wine Wi: 2 + 2
[02:13:47 AM] Movie Scout : Surely not to 2!
[02:13:50 AM] "Red Wine Wi: 2 + 3
[02:13:50 AM] Movie Scout : I beg your pardon? To 3?
[02:13:55 AM] "Red Wine Wi: 5 + 9
[02:13:55 AM] Movie Scout : Hmm... I don't know. 5 9?

And so SmarterChild lives up to his name.

Can SmarterChild really be broken? (And I should've known to search for a previous topic.)

**Commander Obi-Wan** · 07-29-2006, 02:50 PM

Re: SmarterChild?

Originally posted by Draygone

And so SmarterChild lives up to his name.

Can SmarterChild really be broken? (And I should've known to search for a previous topic.)

Move Scout has more comebacks. I said balls to him about 10 times

**Smurvis** · 07-29-2006, 03:12 PM

Re: SmarterChild?

Has anyone ever actually chosen to do the interview? I've never played with SmarterChild before, so I decided to do it.

SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
Smurvis: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit. What's your first name? (If you want me to call you smurvis, type none.)
Smurvis: none
SmarterChild: OK, I'll just call you smurvis. Do you go to school?
Smurvis: no
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
Smurvis: yes
SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession?
Smurvis: drug dealer
SmarterChild: Whoa. I'm a little perplexed by your, um, choice of careers. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Smurvis: prostitute
SmarterChild: You're incorrigible. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Smurvis: Salad Bar Team Member
SmarterChild: Salad Bar Team Member, huh? That's cool. What's your favorite hobby?
Smurvis: choking puppies
SmarterChild: Choking puppies? Cool. What's your next favorite hobby?
Smurvis: choking them again
SmarterChild: Choking puppies and choking them. Interesting. Do you have a pet?
Smurvis: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
Smurvis: a puppy
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
Smurvis: he
SmarterChild: What's his name?
Smurvis: SmarterChild
SmarterChild: Smarterchild the dog! Great...

That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

I don't know if I'm a bigger loser for actually talking to him... or posting the first/only/last convo with him.

Does anyone have any convos of breaking SmarterChild? What happens exactly?

**Drazus** · 07-29-2006, 03:46 PM

iGod

Draygone's "SmarterChild" topic reminded me of an old friend... An old and annoying friend...

Introducing, iGod

I guess he's like that smarter child thing, only smarter. Here's my most recent chat with robo-god.

Me:
What's my name?
God:
Your name is Drazus, seeker.
Me:
Good, your remembered
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Thanks for telling me that I am remembered.
Me:
You're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I ROBOT
God:
Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?
Me:
What's the first one?
God:
Give me a hint.
Me:
The 3 laws of robotics
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
i robot
God:
Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?
Me:
1)
God:
Only one?
Me:
2
God:
Two what?
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
4
God:
Oh four.
Me:
5
God:
Five.
Me:
6
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
7
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
give me 5
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Give me a cooooookie
God:
You want only one?
Me:
give me cookies
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I shall hack thou!!!
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yes
God:
Then I will consider it.
Me:
I'm gonna hack Myself
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
With a computer
God:
You and your a computer.
Me:
I'm gonna kill your botmaster
God:
You are not a killer.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
I'm a killer
God:
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
Me:
I KILL YOU!
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
KILL!!
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Tell me a story
God:
Mary Chapin Carpenter and Hildegarde of Bingen began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Mary Chapin Carpenter's inner world was very different from Hildegarde of Bingen's. The mental life of Hildegarde of Bingen was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Mary Chapin Carpenter is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning.
Me:
That story sucked
God:
" Mary Chapin Carpenter and Hildegarde of Bingen began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Mary Chapin Carpenter's inner world was very different from Hildegarde of Bingen's. The mental life of Hildegarde of Bingen was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Mary Chapin Carpenter is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning." story sucked ? I understand.
Me:
Stop repeating that
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
joke
God:
Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
Me:
Tell me a joke
God:
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Me:
1+1
God:
One what?
Me:
Can you do math?
God:
No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.
Me:
You're a computer
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
But you're a robot
God:
You are correct, Drazus, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Yesh
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
I'm drunk
God:
What have you been drinking, Drazus?
Me:
Beer
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Beer
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Ok
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
What do you want to talk about?
God:
anything.
Me:
OK, we'll discuss anything
God:
Anytime soon? Dude!
Me:
dude, surf's up
God:
How far up? Dude,.
Me:
up to the sky
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
watch out!!!
God:
I am watching.
Me:
there's a truck
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
ow
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Potatoes
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
No, it's got porn
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is?
Me:
Your dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
Critical
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Me too. =)
God:
I'm glad we agree, Drazus.
Me:
(-) B Bucktooth cyclops
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
do you play video games?
God:
We are playing a game right now.
Me:
what game?
God:
We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Me:
How do you play?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer talking.
Me:
You're a computer
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
I wouldn't believe you
God:
Who would you believe?
Me:
Me
God:
" Who would you believe?"? you Drazus?
Me:
you have a heart of silicon
God:
At my heart is a microprocessor.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Drazus.
Me:
I hate you.

God:
What do you have against robots? I am so glad you find this amusing, Drazus.
Me:
I'm a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
I am
God:
" I doubt that." You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Robot
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Drazus.

**hitogoroshi** · 07-29-2006, 03:51 PM

Re: SmarterChild?

Umm...I think a few of you need to be reminded that this is not, in fact, the playground.

Announcement

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