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Valkysas
02-03-2005, 11:56 PM
same title as the topic I created at agetec that got me yelled at by mark for the first time!

different content, there's no images of jesus smothering babies with oversized copies of armored core here!

NO, it's MUCH BETTER.

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htm

this is not meant to be comedy. but can be seen in no other way.
highwind
02-03-2005, 11:59 PM
The clown one is my favorite!!!!!!
Funk
02-03-2005, 11:59 PM
Where's the "Prostitute" one?
Valkysas
02-04-2005, 12:00 AM
this one is best, I think:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJan05/Dental_.jpg
Redneck 2000
02-04-2005, 12:01 AM
But golfer. GOLFER.
Valkysas
02-04-2005, 12:07 AM
golfer is good because jesus is kind of wedged into the ground.
Redneck 2000
02-04-2005, 12:09 AM
I like how the golfer is putting out of a sand trap.
Valkysas
02-04-2005, 12:14 AM
and how the sand is completely smooth, despite a man and a ball being in it? man, jesus has some amazing powers.
Alex
02-04-2005, 12:17 AM
Jesus... (http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJan05/Dental_.jpg)
...and Valk. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/Valkysas/eww2.jpg)

Am I the only one who sees it?
Redneck 2000
02-04-2005, 12:19 AM
Broken link. But yeah, Valk definitely does look a tad like Jesus. But Jesus didn't string up pants in the middle of the road to fool people.

Or did he...
Gustaff 13
02-04-2005, 12:21 AM
Eww... comon Jesus. Hair nets, please. (http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJan05/Cook_.jpg)
Valkysas
02-04-2005, 12:23 AM
you know, thats 100% intentional. I grew a beard and my hair long to look like jesus.

why?

TheMikochan said it would look sexy. the creepiness of that statement never hit me until now.

anyways, I do think I look best with long hair and a light beard. I look really stupid clean-shaven, and my long hair helps hide the fact that I have a huge head.
Kire
02-04-2005, 01:43 AM
http://www.tusdrei.de/images/jesus_soccer.jpg
The_Real_Crunk
02-04-2005, 03:09 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/The_Real_Crunk/11053433400411.jpg
pinkymadigan
02-04-2005, 09:42 AM
Jesus looks stoned in every single one of those pictures. Especially the dentist one.
Dreamknight
02-04-2005, 09:46 AM
Eh...what can I say? I like em :p

Ok, I found one to laugh at
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJan05/Guitarist_.jpg
pinkymadigan
02-04-2005, 09:53 AM
That's wierd. That chick/dude/whatever is clearly playing a twelve string, looking at the strings, but the guitar only has 6 tuning pegs. How inconvenient. The saddle only seems to hold six strings as well.
Dreamknight
02-04-2005, 10:03 AM
It only looks like 12 strings over the hole.
pinkymadigan
02-04-2005, 10:06 AM
The guitar must posess mystical abilities I can not fathom.
But still- chick or dude?
Dreamknight
02-04-2005, 10:17 AM
Now that's the mystical part! :p
highwind
02-04-2005, 12:14 PM
That's wierd. That chick/dude/whatever is clearly playing a twelve string, looking at the strings, but the guitar only has 6 tuning pegs. How inconvenient. The saddle only seems to hold six strings as well.

:laugh

you're right!

magic guitar!
Kire
02-04-2005, 12:51 PM
Hey, w/ Jesus, anything is possible, even selling really bad music. I'm looking at you, Creed...
TheBranMuffin
02-04-2005, 01:29 PM
Where's that picture of jesus being hugged below the waist by a woman, so that it looks like... yeah. It's not actually that though, it's a completely unedited picture....
Kefka Jr.
02-04-2005, 07:06 PM
Isn't this kind of redundant? (http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJan05/Preacher_.jpg)