Most cringe-worthy movie lines

[Kire]

"Like a putty!" - Dragonheart

"You know what happens to a toad when it gets hit by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else!" - X-Men

"Anakin, you're breaking my heart!" - Star Wars Episode III

(Keanu suddenly trying to act and sarcasticly convey emotion) - A Scanner Darkley

[John Mora]

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[Nixon]

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About 95% of the lines from Independance Day.

"Welcome to earth!" *punches Will Smith*

Also, any of Keanu's lines from Bram Stoker's dracula. I love that movie, but I seriously want to slap the **** out of him when he's talking to Van Helsing (Anthony Hopkins).

[Biggie]

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"Dilly Dally Shilly Shally"

"Lets blow this thing and go home!"

[Magus]

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Han Solo doesn't say anything cringe-worthy, fool!

"Say **** me... **** me... **** me... **** me..." - Willem Dafoe, Wild at Heart

[ilikejazz]

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Also, any of Keanu's lines from Bram Stoker's dracula. I love that movie, but I seriously want to slap the **** out of him when he's talking to Van Helsing (Anthony Hopkins).

Listening to that vacuous oaf (Keanu) say much of anything turns me violent...

[John Mora]

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You're the man now, dawg?

[Jamos' Old Account]

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"Looks like there was a fire."
"There is a door behind this painting."
"Its going to be okay."
"WITCH!!!"

All of those come from the same movie. Guess which one... I know I can't forget it.

[Zieg Rauros]

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"I'm the Juggernaut *****!"

[Nixon]

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"Looks like there was a fire."
"There is a door behind this painting."
"Its going to be okay."
"WITCH!!!"

All of those come from the same movie. Guess which one... I know I can't forget it.

If you think those lines are bad, trying playing the game that movie is based off of.

Here's an example:
*Harry finds a note from a sketchbook on
the ground, and kneels down to look at it. It reads "To school".*

Harry: Isn't this Cheryl's sketchbook? Hmmm... She's at the school.

[Red Dragon]

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"KKKKKKAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNN!!!!!!!"
-Made no sence whatsoever in that movie.

[Magus]

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"Charles always wanted to build bridges."

Xavier: "You know, I am thinking about giving you my position once I'm gone."
Storm: "But Scott..."
Xavier: "Scott has been a changed man ever since Jean's death. You of all people know how fast the weather can change." DRRRRRRRRRRR

Warren Worthington, Sr.: "Warren, it's a better life. It's what we all want."
Warren Worthington III: "No, it's what you want." DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dr. Hank McCoy: "Churchill said that there comes a time when every man must..."
[pauses to fight off another baddie, then another, then another]
Dr. Hank McCoy: "Oh, you get the point!" UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH

Juggernaut: "I'm not the guy to play hide and seek with."
Kitty Pryde: "Who's hiding, dickhead?"

Logan: "Who's the furball?"
Dr. Hank McCoy: "Hank McCoy, Secretary of Mutant Affairs." (whatever the **** that is)
Logan: "Right, right. Secretary. Nice suit."
Prof. Charles Xavier: "Henry, this is Logan. He's, uh..."
Dr. Hank McCoy: "Wolverine. I hear you are quite an animal."
Logan: "Look who's talkin'." AEHHEHEHHEAAUUUGHHHH

Pyro: "You should have stayed in the school."
Iceman: "You never should have left." AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Interrogator: "Raven?"
Mystique: "I don't answer to my slave name."
Interrogator: "Raven Darkholme? That's your real name. Or has he convinced you that you don't have any family?"
Mystique: "My family tried to kill me, you pathetic meatsack." RRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

The President: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." (and a thousand other adverbs and cliches)

*points at sig*

Worst ****ing script ever.

[d2king10]

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"Yippie Kie-a mutha ****a!" -Die Hard (actually i like this quote a lot)

I cant think of any crappy quotes off the top of my head =*(

[jvrlopez]

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"I want to get online....I NEED a computer"

"I WANT ROOM SERVICE"

~Johnny Mnemonic

[John Mora]

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Logan: "Who's the furball?"
Dr. Hank McCoy: "Hank McCoy, Secretary of Mutant Affairs." (whatever the **** that is)
Logan: "Right, right. Secretary. Nice suit."
Prof. Charles Xavier: "Henry, this is Logan. He's, uh..."
Dr. Hank McCoy: "Wolverine. I hear you are quite an animal."
Logan: "Look who's talkin'." AEHHEHEHHEAAUUUGHHHH