Who wants to be my buddy?

[Funk]

None of that "if you look the other way, I won't tell" nancy bullcrap. I just want a few buds to hang around with after work. Who's with me?

[Dreamknight]

See you at the mall, man.

[Funk]

Pfft, you're paying. Mall prices suck.

[Alex]

Nowhere near Michigan. Too bad.

[Funk]

Maybe Oregon will change its name to "West Michigan" so we can be closer to each other.

[Alex]

Too romantic.

[Funk]

Yeah, and it wouldn't seem natural.

[Redneck 2000]

I would totally be your buddy, but I live in Southern Canada... not too close to Michigan.

One time, like, 2 years ago me and "m00t teh funk" (remember him?) were gonna come down to Michigan in the summer and try to find you and Valk. Never panned out though.

[Vanilla Iced Tea]

(Stands outside of Ryner's window, breathing heavily)

[Funk]

Southern Canada touches Northern Michigan.

[highwind]

There are people in Oregon?

[Funk]

I was always under the assumption that there were no people in Wyoming.

[Redneck 2000]

Southern Canada touches Northern Michigan.

Yeah well, I touch your mom and we dont consider each other close.

But in all seriousness, we would have to go through border patrol coming in and out every time. It's only like a 2 hour drive to the border and then however long it would take to get to your part of michigan, but it would be a pain to go through customs every time. You know?

[Funk]

Is border patrol THAT bad now? It's never taken me more than a few minutes to go from Michigan to Canada. Most of the time it's just a brief glance into my vehicle to make sure I have no opened alcohol containers and I'm on my way. This was before 9-11, though: I'm not sure if things have changed since then.

[Czechs Mex]

I dunno, Funk... I'm kind of afraid you'd make us go geocaching or something.

[Redneck 2000]

Well, I wouldn't know either, I haven't made the trip since 9-11. However from what I've heard it's gotten much worse.

[Funk]

I dunno, Funk... I'm kind of afraid you'd make us go geocaching or something.

You're just afraid that you might actually like it!

[Alex]

http://www.nawicportland54.org/images/portland.jpg http://www.travelportland.com/visitors/images/square.jpg

Oregon is a busier place than you'd think.

[highwind]

That picture is confusing.


Confusing.

Like.

OREGON!

[Gustaff 13]

I nominate Valk. You two can play catch with a flaming, gasoline-soaked gourd or something.

[Alex]

Ouch. :(

[The Toecutter]

Smurtle, have you by any chance ever seen a purple Datsun 1200 sedan with a really LOUD sound system driving around Portland?

That is an electric car built by non other than John Wayland, who has broken world records in drag racing with electric vehicles.

[Alex]

Yeah!

Wait... No.

[The Toecutter]

Here's a few photos, if you don't know what I'm speaking of:

http://www.veva.bc.ca/rev/1999/images/b_meanie.jpg
http://www.veva.bc.ca/rev/1999/images/image19.jpg

[Dreamknight]

Funk, what the hell?!

I was waiting at the mall all last night and you never showed up! I'm seriously ****ed off >:

[IRC]

I would totally hang out with Funk. We would wear our jackets and walk to his car. And as he started to get in I would hit him with a snowball and he'd give me that "Hey now" look and I would just laugh.

And then we would drive to Canada to drink cheap Canadian beer. And all along the trip we would sing to the radio and do that car dance where you kind of bounce to the right and the left. And I would point at something and Funk would look, but nothing would there so I would flick his nose up and he would give me a fake punch and then we would laugh.

It would be freaken great.

[Redneck 2000]

Hey, as long as you guys are coming up here for cheap Canadian beer, you could always say hi to me... :spin

[Alex]

Cheap, Canadian Redneck.

[Redneck 2000]

Ouch. :(

:(

[Alzar]

Hey smurt, where in portland do you live?

<-- at portland state university

[Hyper Dingo]

I'm almost house trained.....HA HA HA HA HA HA

[Kefka Jr.]

I'd buy you a steak.

Or probably just a handful of beans.

[Christina]

I am also at Portland State University! What a coincidence, Alzar and Opeo...

:skeptical

[Alzar]

um

[Snarf]

I would be your pal, Funk, but my arms dont reach Michigan.

[Valkysas]

alzar and christina just seem destined for each other.

[Manyak]

They should get together and have hours of animal sex.

[Christina]

I love your subtle humor, Manyak!

[Nixon]

Come to Tex-ass, Funk.

Where toads jump onto the sidewalk...


and BURN!
http://www.rubberslug.com/user/49d45b42b5614669bde9060fba148d2e/305744-2676289-crispyfrog.PNG

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[The Toecutter]

Gotta' love that TexASS heat!

[neobi]

Well I go across the border several times every year and we haven't had to much hastle. But of course the younger 20's or less u are the less likely you'll get across. Just make sure you have birth certificates and all that stuff and no alcohol, drugs, fireworks, and if going south no fruit like oranges. :)

[tjoris9]

You should come to Montana. But I don't rule HELLena yet.

As for security, all I know is that save but a couple of basic vehicle searches they weren't checking my ID much at all to get on the local air force base after 9/11.

[Funk]

OK, here's what I'm going to do:

I'm going to clone myself fifty times, and spread myself across the nation. Oh, hell, I'll clone myself fifty-eight times so I can take Canada by storm, as well.

[Big Rick Cook]

I'm really quite scared at the prospect of actually meeting anyone in person that I have met on an internet message board. I mean, I would totally jump at the chance to hang out with a lot of people from here, but I'd still be scared that you would like... drug me and rape me for all eternity. :b

Here's a list! In no particular order, but that of chaos!

gray
Sejon
Rena & Gus (considered together since they're already REAL LIFE friends) (fun fact: Gus is the only person who's actually had a conversation with one of my real life friends)
Aznable (if only he posted more often)
Funk
Ryu
Mora
Starba

That is all. Those are people I definitely would like to meet someday.

[Fayorei]

Augh, too bad you live miles away Funk. We could have played Earthbound together. EARTHBOUND.D;

[Big Rick Cook]

I know where Goten lives! At least, in what town. Or, in what town she used to live. Ah, heck. I know nothing.

[jvrlopez]

I live in San Antonio, just a stone's throw away from Michigan.

Hit me up on the house phone, dawg

[John Mora]

I'm really quite scared at the prospect of actually meeting anyone in person that I have met on an internet message board. I mean, I would totally jump at the chance to hang out with a lot of people from here, but I'd still be scared that you would like... drug me and rape me for all eternity. :b

Here's a list! In no particular order, but that of chaos!

gray
Sejon
Rena & Gus (considered together since they're already REAL LIFE friends) (fun fact: Gus is the only person who's actually had a conversation with one of my real life friends)
Aznable (if only he posted more often)
Funk
Ryu
Mora
Starba

That is all. Those are people I definitely would like to meet someday.
You're worried about ME drugging and raping YOU?

...Right back at ya. :p

[Big Rick Cook]

You could offer me a soda out of your trendy mini-fridge, with a surprise flavor in it.

Roofie. Perhaps two.

[tjoris9]

I think it would be cool if we could do a Meet-the-Pavilion party. We could smoke stogies and drink bourbon, scotch, and beer! :extreme

Not that it would likely happen.

[Valkysas]

I think it would be cool if we could do a Meet-the-Pavilion party.

The scary thing is that I am planning an RPG Maker community gathering in a few years. got the idea from enterbrain's "tukucon" which is an RPG Maker convention in japan.

[The Toecutter]

I would so attend that.

[altoecko]

I'd spike the punch.

[Snarf]

Wow, that would be cool, Valk....but I havent been here long and I have never done the RPG maker thing so I will bow out.

I dont think anyone would ever want to do something like that on the agetec boards :cry

[Valkysas]

of course not. who the hell would want to meet villain in person?