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Fushigi na Renamon
03-11-2005, 06:07 PM
I overheard this conversation at work today. The boss brought cinnamon buns when he arrived this morning and left them in the kitchen for everybody. He likes to surprise us sometimes, so he was hoping someone would have gone to the kitchen and noticed. Nobody had, so he spoke up. Honest to goodness, this is exactly what was said:

Ron: "Did you check out my goodies?"
Leslie: "Nah, I haven't been there yet..."
Ron: "Oh, I'm disappointed! I thought you'd be grabbin' in there..."

I know it's innocent coming from a 65-year-old man, but arriving at the ears of a pervert like myself it is taken totally out of context. I waited until they'd gone to a meeting and then proceeded to giggle like a maniac.

In short: :lol

The end.

If you have a story like this to share, do go ahead. :D

The Toecutter
03-11-2005, 06:41 PM
Dirty old man!


I know when I'm old, unlike this man, I really will be a dirty old man. I also want to be one of those stubby and crusty old men that beat the crap out of stuff. And with the skin texture of an elephant. Like that one that harassed Tom Green and took his microphone and slammed it on the ground. I look forward to it. That'll be cool...

gray
03-11-2005, 06:41 PM
innocent my butt! old men are the dirtiest of them all.

RPGD
03-11-2005, 06:51 PM
Didn't you mention this before, Terrortoe?

The Toecutter
03-11-2005, 07:00 PM
Yes, but I felt it appropriate for the topic.

Because dirty old men rule, and stubby old men kick ass. A combination of the two rule and kick ass.

RPGD
03-11-2005, 07:52 PM
Good point. Now, go eat your stew.

Nixon
03-11-2005, 08:19 PM
I once heard a "large Marge"-esque grocery store stocker yell "I NEED SIX BIG ONES." My mind went in all sorts of crazy directions with that.