Spam or not...you decide.

[Perversion]

A woman driving yesterday was swerving back and forth over the line that divides two lanes of traffic. My friend pulled up beside her and I called out to her, "Now do you want to pick a lane? Left or right?" She responded with, "Shut up, jerk." Now was I truly being a jerk in this situation, or was she the jerk because she couldn't stay in her own lane?

Perhaps the one other time I did something similar to this I WAS being a jerk. There was a straight-up Pat (erm...gender-impaired) in the car driving next to me. As (he?she?) was getting ready to make a turn, I called out, "Excuse me, what gender are you?"

Sorry for this spamilicious thread, but I've been up for 30 hours straight. Sue me.

My personal record, btw, is 63 hours without sleep. Can anyone beat that? And it was by choice. I wasn't even in the military or anything.

[Manyak]

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One time there was this red pontiac that was speeding like a mother****er in our my school's parking lot, and it came to a turn. It turned into the wrong lane, and I swear to god stopped half a centimetre from a van. He screeches his tires, backs up, screeches them again, drives right up to the driver side window of the van, hangs out the window and starts doing a crazy dance to Fatboy Slim music.

Another time I was crossing the street at this same intersection with my friends (we had the right of way) and this van pulls up and starts honking at us like crazy. I turn around and yell "**** you too, buddy!" and he keeps honking. After walking for about 5 minutes we hear this same car honking like 20 times again. We go to this field we like to go to and I joke that that guy is going to pull up on the field and start honking at us. Guess what happened 5 minutes later.

[Valkysas]

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me and one of my friends always have fun at traffic lights. if its a red light and we're behind someone, we'll roll down the windows, honk and yell "go, you ****ing idiot" and stuff like that. if we're first at a red, we wait until it turns green, then we roll down the windows, honk, and yell the same stuff at an invisible car in front of us.

[[SKYELAN]]

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I was riding my bike to Mc Donalds and a van pulled out right infront of me as I was crossing a road, and they had a red light. I had to swerve way around them to miss getting hit... despite how fun that may have been...

As I was riding away the car next to them rolled down their window and started yelling at them about how big of idiots they were.

[Valkysas]

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that reminds me of when I was riding with someone in a van: a lady was crossing the street directly in front of us with her bike while we were stopped at a red light, and I reached over and kicked the horn really hard. The lady fell down and screamed. then I kept kicking the horn and yelled "get the hell out of the way, the lights green". all the while the driver (who was a friend of a friend, they didnt know me) kept trying to push my foot out of the way and kept calling me a bastard.

[Hedrum]

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My personal record, btw, is 63 hours without sleep. Can anyone beat that? And it was by choice. I wasn't even in the military or anything.

Okay, this might sound so trite, but, why? Anyway, to answer your question, I wouldn't be able to that. My record without sleeping was 20 hours. Staying up any later would be torture for me.

[DYRE]

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Mine is around 19 hours.

[d2king10]

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Mine would have to be around 72 hours...it was on a highschool band trip and we were in hotels...we would only get like 2 hour sleeps, so i just decided to stay up the whole time @.@

[Nixon]

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One time, back at my HS grocery store job, an older lady backed her boat car into me while I was still putting her bags in her trunk. BAM, slammed right into my hip/abdomen... thankfully, she noticed and stopped. She was really apologetic, so I didn't let on that I was in a fair amount of pain from the incident. I was like "HEY look! I'm FINE" *dance dance* *ARGH*

[The Toecutter]

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My personal record, btw, is 63 hours without sleep. Can anyone beat that?

I have on a repeated basis. Hallucinating is fun.

[Jamos' Old Account]

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Hallucinating is fun until your hallucinations ATTACK!!!

[Pandable]

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Or until your couch eats you, or leprechauns run away with your sex organs.

Or your toilet walks away when you throw up.

Or..

[Fruple]

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My grandma once was driving out of the grocery store parking lot and she hit a cop. It was the cop that played Santa (it was Christmas time). But, she didn't notice and drove away. The cop was okay, don't worry.

[Snarf]

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My firend was loading groceries into this old woman car and she closed the trunk door on his head. She slammed it down so damn hard on the back of his head that the left side of his face was paralized for a week.

As far as lack of sleep and hallucinating... I was going on about 10 hrd of sleep in a 96 hr period anf for some reason, my mind was tellingme not to trust my left hand. And I remember frowing at it every time it came into view. That was a very icky trippy feeling.

[Patryn]

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One time, back at my HS grocery store job, an older lady backed her boat car into me while I was still putting her bags in her trunk. BAM, slammed right into my hip/abdomen... thankfully, she noticed and stopped. She was really apologetic, so I didn't let on that I was in a fair amount of pain from the incident. I was like "HEY look! I'm FINE" *dance dance* *ARGH*

Whee! Back in the dark days where I was working for Kroger I also got hit by a car by an idiot who wasn't looking when he backed up. He just tapped me, so it didn't hurt, but the funny thing is that when he got out of his car I was sure he was going to yell at ME for not getting out of the way. Of course, he was freaked out and asking if I was alright (probably thought I was going to sue him or something).