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    #1

    Put up or Shut up.

    http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_bl...27&sid=6152650

    Uwe Boll **** I'm to heavy to fight 'im...
    Would-be challengers must submit proof of negative reviews and/or comments via e-mail to info@boll-kg.de. They must also submit to a physical to prove they are a healthy male between 140 and 190 pounds and must sign a waiver saying they will not subsequently ask for fees or residuals following their ringtime with Dr. Boll. In recompense, the winning challengers will be provided hotel rooms in Vancouver, location of the Postal shoot.
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    #2
    Re: Put up or Shut up.

    Lotax is going to fight him.

    Thank god.

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      #3
      Re: Put up or Shut up.

      Old topic.

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        #4
        Re: Put up or Shut up.

        Ignore that story! Dont give Uwe more attention! Pretend he's not here, maybe he'll go away!
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          #5
          Re: Put up or Shut up.

          I think the title of the thread should be changed to: "SHUT UP!!!"

          That is what Uwe Boll needs to do. Shut up and just fade away.
          I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

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            #6
            Re: Put up or Shut up.

            If I lost like 20 pounds I could fight him. But I think the only way I'd manage that is if I cut off my legs or something.
            I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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              #7
              Re: Put up or Shut up.

              What if sombody lands a fatal blow to his skull. Then what?

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                #8
                Re: Put up or Shut up.

                We laugh and laugh and laugh.

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                  #9
                  Re: Put up or Shut up.

                  I must be the only person - who hates Uwe - that thinks this is a hilarious move on his part. Sure, it's done for mistakenly pretentious reasons, but it's still the ****ing ****.
                  "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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                    #10
                    Re: Put up or Shut up.

                    I fit the requirements!


                    Any of you have negative articles I can say are mine?
                    Last edited by Zieg Rauros; 06-23-2006, 11:34 AM.

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                      #11
                      Re: Put up or Shut up.

                      I was planning on making a game with Uwe as the main villain. I'd start with him talking about how he wants to make movies based on games like Alien 3 for SNES, and all the other games already based on movies.

                      Then he gets horribly burned by fake movie acid (Only he could be dumb enough to be burned by room-temperature water with food coloring). The accident turns him into a crazed killing machine with a craving for cotton called the Boll Weevil!

                      It wouldn't be quite as kick-ass as watching him get his ass kicked, though.

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