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I was tempted to give retarded commands too. Actually, I do have a couple. my dog can "wax the floor" by lying on his back and spinning in circles. Another dog plays dead by rolling onto his back on the floor and sneezing, which mimics the throes of death.
"They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."
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