Oh Haliburton.....

[The_Real_Crunk]

http://www.halliburtoncontracts.com/about/index.html

I thought the idea is pretty retarded, but then I looked at the pictures, and my brain melted a little bit.

Puffball super armor feeding nutrients through tubes in your spine, armed with rocket launchers? Able to drain life force from wild animals to keep itself running?

And all for our corporate manager overlords?

"This technology is the only rational response to abrupt climate change,"

WTF.

[The Toecutter]

Re: Oh Haliburton.....

Heh. It's nigh impossible to differentiate between satire and reality any longer. Which this is, I truly could not initially say. It could have been both.

It has to be a joke... Draining 'energy' from an animal? "Mars Airbags"? Seems more in the realm of satire and total sarcasm, but some of the crap this company has come up with would easily fit into that realm, which had indeed turned out to be real.(ie. the "Gay" weapon, developed by the DoD to turn enemy soldiers into raving, flaming gays. I'm not making this up!).

The only rational response to abrupt climate change? How about preventing climate change to begin with by drastically reducing output of greenhouse gases? Oh yeah, that would drastically reduce corporate profits if our living standards were to be retained in the process...

[DYRE]

Re: Oh Haliburton.....

It could be stupider... wait, no it couldn't.

[Red Dragon]

Re: Oh Haliburton.....

It could have been made be George Bush, Dyre.