Maybe I should start carrying around a bunch of batteries in my cargo pockets, just incase I get into a fight, I can rip my shorts into 2 pieces and then swing around the battery weighted shorts that have become my weapons. It would totally work.
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Or you could just carry around a big knife? Less hassle, more style.The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas JeffersonComment
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Yeah, but that would totally rip a hole in yer stylin' cargo pants.
I think it'd be way cooler if you beat someone w/ a living animal.Comment
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I carry a large mag-light with me at all times.
One day, i'm going to get jumped.
And they're going to get clobbered.man your own jackhammer
man your battle stations
we'll have you dead pretty soon...Comment
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Be like Gordon Freeman and just pull a crowbar out of your ass.Comment
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That only works with you, Kire.
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Oooooooooooh, buuuuuuuuuuuurn!Comment
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Where the hell has this discussion gone?
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Up the butt.
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I would think that a crowbar inserted in that place would result in a painus in the anus.Comment
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I won't bring up the Captain Jack joke, I won't bring up the Captain Jack joke, I won't bring up the Captain Jack joke....
Here's another thought. Why not carry no weapons at all and just not do violence altogether?
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Do I even want to know what the Captain Jack joke is?!?!Originally posted by PatrynComment
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Batteries.... assault with Battery? Makes me think of that old Tyco RC game...
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Originally posted by Zieg Rauros
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Your posting priviliages have been revoked due to pun usage.Comment
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