Porn Names

[Funk]

Riotsword, that awesome bastard, reminded me of this.

I bet many of us have heard of techniques used to find porn names. The technique Blackberry introduced me to is taking the name of your first pet and the name of the first street that you lived on. That makes my porn name:

CLANCY PRICE.

I kind of like it.

Feel free to share any methods you have heard.

[John Mora]

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Nicky Hauser.

[SkylureX]

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Fluffy Johnson

[Kefka Jr.]

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Yoda Glenwood.

Kind of cheating, though. Our family already had four cats when I was born, so I picked my favorite.

[DK]

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Ming Harcourt?!

[Riotsword]

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I'd be Jack Coshocton.

[Big Rick Cook]

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Yeah, first pet and first street? I dunno.

How about latest pet and latest street?

Noname South Creek.

Totally Indian name.

[Kefka Jr.]

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Rick, you already have a porn name.

[Blackberry]

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Titter Front

[Big Rick Cook]

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I have only a sexually suggestive name. A porn name that is not.

Although, I was called "Big Dirty Rick the Porn Star" for several months. I suppose that counts.

[Pandable]

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I never had a pet growing up, so I have chosen my fiancee's cat.

....

PICKLE ROSE.

... I win.

[Pandable]

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we can be bad porn star name buddies, gloomy old chum.

[DarkwingChuck]

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I've heard that same method for soap opera names and drag queen names.

My first dog + First street I can remember = Roxy Ruggheimer
Which is a much better drag name than a porn name.

My sister's dog (same litter as Roxy) + Next street = Rex Grayson
Which I'm pretty sure is some soap characters name.

Most recent pet + Current street = Princess Success
Which is just kinda silly.

[John Mora]

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You're telling me Princess Success is a bad drag queen name?

I must protest.

[Big Rick Cook]

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Doth you protest too much?